Drabble Generator
Check out these two Yoosu drabbles made by the drabble generator. It's hilarious!
(found this generator thanks to hentai-horseface). You guys should try it!
Btw, this is missvue09. *waves*
The Adventure Of The Duck
Junsu and Yoochun were out for a seductive Valentine's walk under the tree. As they went, Yoochun rested his hand on Junsu's hand. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so embarrassing, Junsu was filled with bright dread.
"Do you suppose it's horrible here?" he asked sadly.
"You handsome silly," Yoochun said, tickling Junsu with his classroom. "It's completely funny."
Just then, a charming duck leapt out from behind a train and kissed Yoochun in the lips. "Aaargh!" Yoochun screamed.
Things looked tall. But Junsu, although he was cute, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a bed and, like a fallen star, beat the duck hurriedly until it ran off. "That will teach you to hold innocent people."
Then he clasped Yoochun close. Yoochun was bleeding happily. "My darling," Junsu said, and pressed his lips to Yoochun's forehead.
"I love you," Yoochun said huskily, and expired in Junsu's arms.
Junsu never loved again.
The second one's actually pretty decent.
Delectable Lang Syne
Yoochun sipped quickly at his drink and stood delectable behind a door. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel long and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how short his leg got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Yoochun knew very well why he was at the party: to see Junsu.
Ah, Junsu. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his strong cheek made Yoochun's heart beat as far as the eye can see.
But tonight everyone was masked. Yoochun peered quietly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Junsu. There, he thought, the man over by the grass, the gorgeous one with the tiger mask. It had to be Junsu. No one else could look so sexy, even in a tiger mask.
He began to walk Yoochun's way and Yoochun started to panic. What if he actually talked to Yoochun?
Junsu came right up to Yoochun and Yoochun thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Junsu said sadly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the water," Yoochun said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so outrageous.
Just then, a tall voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Yoochun's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Junsu might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Junsu swept Yoochun into his arms, bent him under a bridge, and kissed Yoochun happily, slipping him the tongue and groping his arm.
Yoochun could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out sloppily and pulled Junsu's mask off his face. It was Junsu! "I knew it was you," Yoochun said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Junsu said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Yoochun watched him go. He would be right back, Yoochun was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.