Characters: Asagi and Isshi.
Rating: eee... PG-13?
Summary: Asagi breaks up with Isshi.
Format: Script, because we are lazy.
Comments: ZOMG GRENADE!
Asagi: *waves*
isshi: *blinks*...Hi asagi x3
Asagi: ......... *coughs*
isshi:...o.o
Asagi: Tell me, what's the most random thing that could happen right now?
isshi: what do you mean? Oo
Asagi: Just answer.
Isshi: I don't know what you're talking about...
Asagi: ...... .......... ............... ........... Isshi, I'm breaking up with you.
Isshi:... ....... .................. .......... Why?
Asagi: ..... ......... I'm sorry, I... I'm just not in love with you.
Isshi: Since when?
Asagi: ....... A while....
Isshi: Is this about Yoko?
Asagi: WTF No. It's about no one, I just feel like it.
Isshi: Is it about the contracts?
Asagi: *stares at* Contracts?
Isshi: Yeah. You don't remember them?
Asagi: WTF... nooo
Isshi:...Hmm...Ok, then, we can't break up ...>_>...
Asagi: We can, and we are.
Isshi: Noooo, You are contractually bound to me. If you break the ties, you will be hunted down by the IRA and shipped to Jamaica.
Asagi: WTF! DDD: I'm breaking up with you, you are not the boss of me!
Isshi: I'm trying to SAVE you here! Do you REALLY want to go to Jamaica?!?
Asagi: ..... ..... ..... What the fuck is the IRA?
Isshi: If I told you , I think they would definitely come hunt you down...Some government shizz.
Asagi: Isshi, you are not with the government, and I'm not your boyfriend anymore. The end.
Isshi:...I'll miss you in Jamaica...; ;
Asagi: I'm not going to fucking Jamaica!
Isshi: Hmph...>_>...
Asagi: Well, yeah. That's the way it's goin to be! No Isshi or Jamaica for me ...>__<...!
Isshi: Awe, don't get upset about it.
Asagi: I'm not. I'm glad you are taking it well. *nods*
Isshi: Well? I'm about to kill a bitch. ...>_>...
Asagi: Umm... What bitch could you possibly kill?
Isshi:...A few, actually.
Asagi: ... ....... ........ There are no possible bitches for you to kill!
Isshi: Uh, sure there aren't. I'm in a school full of people. There's plenty a bitch to go around. *smiles*
Asagi: Why would you want to kill a bitch?
Isshi: Seems like something to do when you can't fuck one. ^^
Asagi: *sarcasm* Well, I'm glad you are being mature about it.
Isshi: *throws a granade pin at Asagi* ...>_>...
Asagi: * catches it and throws it back*.... umm.. where's the grenade?
Isshi: *sniffs rather loud* ...>___>... Good question?
Asagi: Tell me! *glares at*
Isshi: You'll find out when it goes off ...>_>...
Asagi: ... I want to know now.
Isshi: Oh well. ...>_>...
Asagi:... Well, umm.. I'm sorry, about everything. So yeah, I'm just gonna go now.
Isshi: It'd probly be safer inside!!
Asagi: ..... It's hard for me to believe that. .___.
Isshi: ...*shrugs* suit yourself. ...>_>...
Asagi: ... Ok.. fine... whatever. Goodbye, Isshi. *walks away*
Isshi: *waves* ...>_>...