Also Needed: A hole in my head

[york99]

"From the Desk of Carol Mossy York

Comments

[biscuitpig]

I am hiring.
for the positon of
man slut.

Your mom will totally be proud.
It comes w/ 401K and a parking spot.

[bellatrixamici]

I think it's in the parent job description to say things like that.

[zinereem]

As long as parental advise keeps coming with a check attached, bring it on!

[regularkarate]

I want to pay people to let me criticize them

[enderspawn]

I just told my parents that I had permission to disappoint them.

We get along great.