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downtowncraig: YORKEY YORKE YORKE.
yorkes a dork: MANNINGY MANNING MANNING
downtowncraig: have you ever seen Moulin Rouge?
yorkes a dork: haha. cinimatic history makes itself with that one
yorkes a dork: yeah
yorkes a dork: not my favorite
yorkes a dork: i'm very picky with musical movies
yorkes a dork: ill do rocky horror because theres lots of sex and god knows thats my style
downtowncraig: have you ever seen the movie 7 times in 1 day? she cried everysingle time.
yorkes a dork: AHAHAHAHA
yorkes a dork: i can believe that
downtowncraig: yup.
downtowncraig: i've heard, "THE HILLLLLLLLLLLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUUUUUUUUSIC" atleast 8 times.
yorkes a dork: oh, THATS a fave
yorkes a dork: not
downtowncraig: pssh.
downtowncraig: that ewan mcgregor is sexy.
downtowncraig: that's so ewan.
yorkes a dork: that one doesnt work so well
downtowncraig: yes it does.
yorkes a dork: okay... kinda
downtowncraig: you're pronouncing his name wrong.
yorkes a dork: no im not
downtowncraig: you-in?
yorkes a dork: how are you pronouncing it
yorkes a dork: yes
downtowncraig: eh.
downtowncraig: ask paigey
yorkes a dork: you-in
yorkes a dork: im pretty sure thats right
downtowncraig: yup.
downtowncraig: that's so ewan.
yorkes a dork: where does ewan go on the scale?
yorkes a dork: i'm thinking you're hotter
yorkes a dork: so below manning?
downtowncraig: yup/
downtowncraig: YUCK.
yorkes a dork: YUCK? more moulin rouge? or however you spell it
yorkes a dork: im not a french speaking yuppie
yorkes a dork: all apologies if you are
downtowncraig: yes.
downtowncraig: i think i'm gonna cry.
downtowncraig: the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
downtowncraig: the moulin rouge.
yorkes a dork: damn french
downtowncraig: a nightclub, a dance hall, and a bordello. ruled over by harold zidler.
yorkes a dork: they really work your tear glands
downtowncraig: blah blah blah about creatures of the underworld
yorkes a dork: i feel so bad for you right now
downtowncraig: the most beautiful of them all was the woman i loved. satine. a courtesan. she sold her love to men. and she was the star... of the moulin rouge.
yorkes a dork: SLUUUUUUUTTT
yorkes a dork: courtesan! you know what that means?
yorkes a dork: i do!
downtowncraig: The woman i loved is...
downtowncraig: DEAD.
yorkes a dork: yeah
yorkes a dork: i remember when i saw that i was like "WHAT THE FUCK? they just gave away the ending!" but i watched it anyways
yorkes a dork: FUCKING FRENCH ASSHOLES
downtowncraig: she got turbeculous or however you spell it.
downtowncraig: it's a good movie.
yorkes a dork: you're a whore, thats why you like it
downtowncraig: i'm a whore?
downtowncraig: YOU DA WHORE.
yorkes a dork: my friend has an "idaho" shirt. what fun
yorkes a dork: i should get one
yorkes a dork: and you should too
yorkes a dork: and we should wear them on the same day
downtowncraig: HAHA
yorkes a dork: and hold hands and skip places
downtowncraig: haha.
downtowncraig: and then we could smile and not be emo.
yorkes a dork: yeah... someday....
yorkes a dork: ::cries and writes more poetry::
downtowncraig: we're the children of the revolution!
yorkes a dork: ::cuts self in spite of the world and dies hair a blacker black, subtly entitled "crappy do it yourself at home emo black"::
downtowncraig: ::cries about some random band that broke up:: WHY?!?! THE LIPSTICK TOPHATS?! WHYYYYYYY!
yorkes a dork: im writing you an emo poem
downtowncraig: okay.
yorkes a dork: "oh craig, you are a tender red rose. your thorns are those that pierce my heart. my heart bleeds on your rose. your petals fall to the ground, like dead petals from a rose that have been bled on by my heart. merry christmas."
yorkes a dork: BRILLIANT
downtowncraig: thanks.
downtowncraig: are you a child of the revolution?
yorkes a dork: i don't know, is that too poserish?
downtowncraig: no.
yorkes a dork: i might be, as long as five people or less are
yorkes a dork: then yes, yes i am
downtowncraig: it's the bohemian revolution!
yorkes a dork: we need a yorke/manning revolution!
downtowncraig: haha!
downtowncraig: you boho.
yorkes a dork: boho?
downtowncraig: boho=bohemian.
yorkes a dork: ohh
yorkes a dork: yeah im a boho
downtowncraig: you boho.
yorkes a dork: you yomo
yorkes a dork: (yorke manning)
downtowncraig: YAY!
downtowncraig: that's hot.
yorkes a dork: yeah
yorkes a dork: like me
yorkes a dork: or you
downtowncraig: every me and every you
downtowncraig: this song is not very emo.
yorkes a dork: emo it up!
downtowncraig: how? should i cry?
yorkes a dork: thats a given, manning. come on!
downtowncraig: ::cries::
yorkes a dork: ::jt smacks craig. "I WANT YOUR EYELINER TO RUN! BE MORE EMO!"::
downtowncraig: ::sobs::
yorkes a dork: now THATS more like it
yorkes a dork: wait, just to clarify, youre crying because youre emo, and not over something in moulin rouge, right?
downtowncraig: yes.
yorkes a dork: okay
yorkes a dork: good you little emo WHORE
downtowncraig: ::cries::
yorkes a dork: NOW! SEX! WITH ME! and make it emo
downtowncraig: ::cries during sex::
yorkes a dork: thats more like
yorkes a dork: it
yorkes a dork: ::jt showers:: you disgust me. ::spits on craig:: you girly girly man. BE MORE MANLY
downtowncraig: ::flexes muscles::
yorkes a dork: jt dry humps craig and leaves
downtowncraig: why does he leave me? i feel so used.
yorkes a dork: because i'm a pathological user. its the first sign of "yomoness"
downtowncraig: yomo.
downtowncraig: i'm so sad. i've been used.
yorkes a dork: yeah, you're a useable whore thats why
downtowncraig: you're the useable whore! on the floor, RIGHT NOW.
yorkes a dork: ::jt sighs:: GLADLY. SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.
downtowncraig: ::humps jt and leaves::
yorkes a dork: I'M A USEABLE WHORE!! ::jt sobs and bangs his fists on the ground::
downtowncraig: you whore!
yorkes a dork: ::jt writes poetry:: "craig, oh he is a whore. he is like those whores of the whore houses, who were big fat whores. his whoreocity is the whoriest i've seen in all my days!"
downtowncraig: "Oh that JT is such a little whore, his whoreisms make all the whores in the world look like pigs."
yorkes a dork: does that make me a hott whore?
downtowncraig: no.
yorkes a dork: well if compared to other whores, they all look like pigs, i think your saying im a hott whore
downtowncraig: pssh.
yorkes a dork: dont deny it you skank!
downtowncraig: you skanky skank.
yorkes a dork: you slutty slutty slut mcskankskank
yorkes a dork: HELLO?
downtowncraig: YOU WHORE.
yorkes a dork: i was expecting a snappy retort
yorkes a dork: that wasnt snappy enough
downtowncraig: oh shut up slutty whore hobag slut slut, mayor of slutsville.
yorkes a dork: ooh, i like the way you throw in some polotics
yorkes a dork: well if i'm the mayor of slutsvill, than YOU my friend are the big GOV'NOR of slutstate, USA
downtowncraig: haha.
yorkes a dork: silly slutty americans
downtowncraig: you're the PRESIDENT of the united states of SLUTTY.
yorkes a dork: i can't be a mayor and a president
yorkes a dork: its just illogica
yorkes a dork: l
downtowncraig: yes you can because i said so.
yorkes a dork: well then i resign, because you my friend, are far more qualified to be the president of a country that has "slut" in the name than i am
downtowncraig: no, i resign! i can't be president of slutty.
yorkes a dork: yeah, id say you're more of a dictator
downtowncraig: kdfjasd.
yorkes a dork: sdfkjbhspher
downtowncraig: reasdhrt?
yorkes a dork: FNJDOINHLDSK!!!!!11
yorkes a dork: (slut)
downtowncraig: 4 ekrkfjdkf.
downtowncraig: (you)
yorkes a dork: skjbgfk sdkgjnskjg sldhgs;lng;ksjnkjdbfj!
yorkes a dork: (golly gosh craig, that was hurtful!)
downtowncraig: lkfldirerl;akelr;kae/..flkerk;ajfkdjf.
downtowncraig: (you called me a slut first. you hurt my feelings)
yorkes a dork: kjhbsflgkbshbfgbernbahdfgbauegbaksdj
yorkes a dork: (i'm sorry, i'm just a little overterritorial!)
downtowncraig: .