Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye scurvy dog!

[yoroddo]

I've been a-wasting me whole day tryin to get the land-lubbin dogs I work with to talk like a pirate.  The scurvy dogs all acted like I'd drunk one too many bottles of rum!  AARRGGHH!!!

My pirate name is:

Black Roger Rackham!!!

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas

Comments

[deblon]

My pirate name is:

Black Anne Flint

[anonymous]

Calico Jenny Rackham
Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!