I think I got the best one of em all.

[yosakakasami]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yosaka!

1. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Yosaka.
2. If you break Yosaka, you will get seven years of bad luck!
3. Yosaka can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
4. Yosaka will often glow under UV light!
5. Yosaka has often been found swimming miles from shore in the

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[allvah]

11. Yosaka has proven that breaking frozen steaks over your knee is a bad idea.

[yosakakasami]

Bad idea? it worked, didn't it?