Communist Propaganda 101.

Jul 31, 2006 07:34

I'M BACK. w00t! I'm so sorry for having a panic attack on everyone a fortnight ago. My China Trip started of as a pile of pants, but did a 180 revolution and turned out to be the most awesome 1.5 weeks, like ever. I got a bit carried away with my camera, hence the overdose of photos but I just have to remember and document all the crazy people I've ( Read more... )

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snowmadder July 31 2006, 09:15:14 UTC
I AM SO GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD TIME. ^___^. Much love.

PS. I hope you had suitable mafia sunglasses.

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yoshime August 1 2006, 06:31:03 UTC
alas! the glasses i had not, but a slinky [borrowed] black dress i did. i so kicked ass at that game. :D

going to Oxford on Thursday to stay with my sister, might see you there. if not, much love back to you!

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seraphinangel July 31 2006, 12:30:56 UTC
Loving the photos!

Looks immense, and I'm also glad things got better...

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yoshime August 1 2006, 06:34:24 UTC
aww, thank you. :) next time, i'll drag you along to China with me! although, it isn't really the most hospitable places for vegetarians, as they do have a tendency to cook and eat whatever has four legs and moves. ^^;;

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sylviesque August 1 2006, 18:20:52 UTC
PEKING DUCK RESTAURANT IN BEIJING. And the dumplings in Xioaquing are pretty damn amazing.

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yoshime August 2 2006, 05:17:39 UTC
also, very meaty and unfriendly to veggies. ^^;;

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superblynothing July 31 2006, 13:53:55 UTC
Phew, glad it turned out well!

Q: How do you get 10 dead babies into the trunk of a car?
A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?
A: With Doritos.

Q: What's better than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

...that's all I know right now. I tell you, these things are pretty popular in the States.

The jokes, I mean, not dead babies.

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snowmadder July 31 2006, 14:39:32 UTC
Q: What's small and red and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

>P

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superblynothing August 1 2006, 04:08:24 UTC
OH MY GOD TRISHA WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU THAT'S JUST SICK AND TWISTED YOU MORBID MORBID CHILD.

>P

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yoshime August 1 2006, 06:28:54 UTC
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
Ans: The dog plays with it more.

How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
Ans: Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.

i must say, Trisha's is my favourite. >)

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Hey Tashimoto! tis jamie :) anonymous August 19 2006, 01:36:59 UTC
Very funny stuff! I'm in England and I miss the China-man smells and icky-stickiness too!! Hope to see you soon.

Many hugs,
Jamie -xx-

Ps. What is this diary thing? Public?
Pps. I'm confused, who is 'snow madder'? is that your face? if so you're hot...

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