YOSH~!
After saving my money for months working at the Konoha Family Fun Center for Squirrels and Shinobi, I finally saved up enough to purchase a laptop! It sparkles with brilliance! (though Gai-sensei’s teeth are tenfold more brilliant)
It did take me awhile to figure out the workings of this particular mechanism.
At first, I thought, " Microsoft, what is this Microsoft?" It became clear to me as I studied the object intently. It was a specialized kunai that came as a free gift. I was ecstatic! I’ve never seen kunais made like these before. I wrapped part of the rubbery rope around my fist and swung it around in circles over my head. Then, I hurled it with YOUTHFUL ENERGY TO THE MAX at an unfortunate pedestrian sadly... AND IT CRACKED IN HALF! I cannot express the amount of sorrow and disbelief I felt at that very moment. And I cannot fathom how the victim that fell prey to my Kunai of Speeding-Microsoft-Doom must have felt either...
Anyway, I found the manual that came with my laptop and I feel rather foolish now. I WILL MASTER THE ART OF TECHNOLOGY! YOSH!
Anyway, I am so excited for the upcoming festival! The thought of bonding with my team mates and fellow shinobi make me leap for joy with the might of a salmon jumping up a waterfall! I shall also be performing in the festival on behalf of the Konoha Family Fun Center for Squirrels and Shinobi. I will have to inform everyone to come and watch me as I lead the "Synchronized Squirrel Lotus Dancers" performance. IT IS GOING TO BE AWESOME.
It did take me awhile to figure out the workings of this particular mechanism.
At first, I thought, " Microsoft, what is this Microsoft?" It became clear to me as I studied the object intently. It was a specialized kunai that came as a free gift. I was ecstatic! I’ve never seen kunais made like these before. I wrapped part of the rubbery rope around my fist and swung it around in circles over my head. Then, I hurled it with YOUTHFUL ENERGY TO THE MAX at an unfortunate pedestrian sadly... AND IT CRACKED IN HALF! I cannot express the amount of sorrow and disbelief I felt at that very moment. And I cannot fathom how the victim that fell prey to my Kunai of Speeding-Microsoft-Doom must have felt either...
Anyway, I found the manual that came with my laptop and I feel rather foolish now. I WILL MASTER THE ART OF TECHNOLOGY! YOSH!
Anyway, I am so excited for the upcoming festival! The thought of bonding with my team mates and fellow shinobi make me leap for joy with the might of a salmon jumping up a waterfall! I shall also be performing in the festival on behalf of the Konoha Family Fun Center for Squirrels and Shinobi. I will have to inform everyone to come and watch me as I lead the "Synchronized Squirrel Lotus Dancers" performance. IT IS GOING TO BE AWESOME.