i had a dream.... that one day... i would walk into a bar. and i would say, ill take a beer. and it'd be legal. and the bartender would say, sir i think you've had enough, you've already caused too much of a ruckus, and you can barely walk strait... and its 2:30 in the afternoon... and ill say "ill TELL you when ive had ENOUGH", and ill be ( Read more... )

I'm very happy today, for i will be 21 in 4 hours and 32 minutes, not that im counting or anything. I would just like to thank dave today for not accepting my invite to the bday of ryan and i, he instead decided to have his own party. Here is what dave decided ( Read more... )

Rest in piece Buck McCoy/Deputy Barney Fife/Billy Madison's dad... why God? They were too young...

I had this really weird thought today. I had to come out of retirement, just because this is one of the strangest thoughts I’ve ever had ( Read more... )

Live Journal is officially over with. I'm sorry all you three people who read this... but I just don't have it in me to keep writing about my feelings and emotions ( Read more... )

Just when i thought gwen stefani couldn't piss me off any more, the most outrageous song possibly of all time hits my ear drums. I was driving home, and I hear what sounds like the Notorious B.I.G. classic Big Pappa... no. She stole the beat of one of the top 5 rap songs of all time, and made it into a song about being a hollerback girl, or as I ( Read more... )

I love downloading shit for free. I love alcohol. But I noticed that when I combine these two hobbys at the end of the night, I wake up to notice that I downloaded some really random shit. One morning, I found that I had downloaded the film “Casablanca”. At first I was worried. Why would I download something like this? I looked at the other ( Read more... )

I was pondering in the shower, and I made a big decision that will effect my, and possibly you life depending on who you are: It’s on ( Read more... )

"My Humps", by the Black Eyed Peas, is the greatest music video of all time.