So it looks like Denver has been bitten by some sort of spider. One of her legs is literally twice the size of the other. The doctor thinks it might be a Brown Recluse, but I seem to think that if that was the case she would actually be bothered by her enormo-leg ( Read more... )

I really think that I'm bipolar. I can go from being in a great mood to being in a really stinky one in like 1.2 seconds. It's amazing really. Take today for example. I break a nail (yes, I know thats silly) and get overly upset, but then I go to deliver a thank you note to the man in charge of one of my scholarships and he turns out to be the ( Read more... )

Flipping through the channels and finding a movie with Ethan Embry. Nice.

I can't help but being a big fat jerk face.

My mom got me a whole box of those and I realized after eating about half of them that they were bordering on disgusting ( Read more... )

1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "Lenses. I told her how cool they were becuase they made ( Read more... )

Well well well. Cornerstone was a lot of fun of course. I don't think there was ever any doubt that it wouldn't be. I got to see a lot of good shows and hang out with a lot of fun people. A real good combination. My favorite part of the weekend was probably seeing Squadfiveo. I've never been a real huge fan of their music, but I think they are cool ( Read more... )

Whoever wrote that song really wasn't thinking, because life isn't too much like a highway in all actuality. But that is besides the point. The point is that right now I am waiting for Aleah Michelle to come and pick me up so we can leave for Cornerstone and that makes me more than a little happy. Yay! Time to chose a ferret.

So I'm watching this Coldplay concert I recorded like a million years ago and I'm just thinking that when Gwenyth Paltrow has her child it will undoubtedly be the most attractive child on the face of the planet. People always talk about how Jennifer Anniston and Brad whatshisface will create beautiful offspring, but I think that they aint got ( Read more... )

Oh nevermind, I'm not making any dollars. Tiffany and I talked tonight about how strange we used to be a few years ago. What with naming all of my childhood toys things like "Chestnut" and "Smoke Detector," carrying doll heads with us everywhere, and all that glitter eye makeup it's no wonder we didn't have too many friends. It's weird to think ( Read more... )