A bigger better post will come soon...

[you__fail__me]

But for now I just have to mention the fact that I had no idea that I was 5'3 and not 5'4. It says 5'4 on my license and everything. I've been the same height since I was like... 8. But apparently it was all a lie.

Comments

[bossbarber]

I'm not getting shorter, but I am getting WIDER.

[you__fail__me]

muahaha thats awesome. im apparently getting shorter AND wider. :)

[oscardagrouch]

hahaa i love you. i am like 5'2 but i put 5'4 on my license. so i lie openly. haha

[you__fail__me]

haha that rules. see i like shortness, so if i knew i totally wouldve put 5'3 damnit!

[herhopeworeout]

hahaha my lisence says 5'6 and im def like just 5'5

[you__fail__me]

really?! i thought you were much tinier! like 5'2 or something

[herhopeworeout]

lol! nooo not that little! small enough!