Let's get a few things straight guys

[you_are_chains_]

In a half-baked attempt to economise on brain space and encourage the speedy return of rational thought, I would like to pen a few of my most pressing ideas (i.e utter crap, feel free to skim over guys.)

1. Potentially the most comprehensive social critique you've encountered in years.

HOT:
-christmas
-new hair
-thrifting dresses
-new kids
-no-work

Comments

[short_foxxx]

oporto is the best. i refuse to believe that you dont love it.

[turnmyteethup]

but those chips, heather!

a godsend! don't you deny it!