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[you_are_unfit]

Allelujah Haptism is expressing inappropriate feelings towards someone who is already involved in a relationship. In this situation, how should I neutralize the target without the use of lethal force? Lockon took my gun.

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[outtayourvector]

Neutralize the target? Love is an irrational number, you can't just sum it up like that. You have to factor out the problem from both sides of the equation. Show him that there are plenty of other digits in the set of real numbers, and then maybe he'll divide himself out of the situation without you needing to FOIL everything.

[nicotine_patch]

That's fucking impressive.

[you_are_unfit]

Diverting his attention has already been mentioned as a possibly strategy. I will continue to consider it.

((OOC: GOT ANY OOOOOOOATS?))

[outtayourvector]

If that doesn't work then get to the square root of the problem yourself. Set him up on a few blind dates and derive a way to make them romantic.

((OOC: OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTS! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY! CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROTTTTTTTTTTS! *shakes head violently))

[flippybitch]

...Freakin' A, talk about overreacting. I gotta go through every day knowing there's a whole bunch of people out there who want Yuushi. All you can do is trust that the guy you're with won't stray. If you can't do that, there's no point to the relationship in the first place.

[you_are_unfit]

Of course I trust Lockon, it is Allelujah Haptism that I am wary about.

What is the best method to keep someone in a relationship?

[flippybitch]

Well, you can't let him get bored with you, that's for sure. Boredom is the road to disaster. And at least tolerating things he might like that you don't is a good plan. ...Even if you really, really don't like them. The effort's still there, anyway.

Great sex helps.

[bananas_an]

Trust. I couldn't stay with someone who didn't trust me.

[smexysniper]

Tieria, I already told you, there is no need for you to take any physical action against him.

I'll talk to him soon to end this matter once and for all. There's no need for you to worry about anything, really. ;)

[you_are_unfit]

I feel some sort of physical violence would get the point across better, but if you think you can deal with the situation diplomatically, I will refrain from taking any hostile actions.

May I have my gun back, now?

[smexysniper]

Well I can't deny thats true, but I rather let him down gently. In the end he's a very sensitive guy.

Um maybe later ^^

[ragetheseas]

If you do kill him, I could grab his soul for ya.

[you_are_unfit]

Are you a Shinigami, like Hisoka-san? Unfortunately, I am not permitted to kill him, or otherwise I would accept your offer.

[ragetheseas]

Yes, though I'm from a different fandom.

Too bad I guess.

[you_are_unfit]

How odd, that Shinigami would exist in multiple fandoms. Are you duties the same as his?

[maou_princess]

Umm, Wolf usually just takes it out on Yuuri himself, throwing pillows at him and giving him the cold shoulder and stuff. Oh, and he locks himself in his closet, too.

[you_are_unfit]

It is clearly Allelujah Haptism's fault. I have no reason to punish the other person for something that he is not responsible for.

[maou_princess]

It's never Yuuri's fault either, but Wolf calls him a cheater and takes it out on him anyway. But, um, I don't really know much about this stuff, 'cause I'm only 11. This is just what I see my dads do!

[you_are_unfit]

That does not sound like a very trusting relationship. I was under the impression trust was one of the most important attributes.