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[you_run_i_chase]

In light of all the stupidity going on, I'm going to avoid adding to it and just putting up a post for people interested in a game of poker. Wardens, inmates, open to everyone especially people who I normally play with.

I am just really fucking sick of all this fighting.

[OOC: Parker's three days away from a giant freak out and is trying to not

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[helpmejeeves]

Fighting? [He...hasn't noticed.]

[He's also both appalled and intrigued by a woman who uses the sort of language Parker does, but he's too polite to mention it either way.]

I'd be pleased as a pigeon by a bakery shop to play a hand or two. What are the usual bets, if I may ask?

[you_run_i_chase]

Yeah, fighting and people be generally stupid.

...';Pleased as a pigeon by a bakery shop?' You have got to be kidding me.

We play with chips and favors, depending on who's got one or the other.

[helpmejeeves]

I've got to? But...what if I'm not?

Chips and favours are good. I'm not as oofy as some, and I'd hate to lose my Le Mans over a card table. Not that I have my Le Mans here to bet, this being a ship and all that, but if I did have it, I'd hate to lose it.

[He likes his Aston Martin car.]

[you_run_i_chase]

[Oh god, Parker now feels like you're going to be eaten alive, Bertie.]

Whatever you say, Bambi.

And don't worry, you can't lose it here. You can only bet what you've got or can easily put your greedy little mitts on.

[whattheytellyou]

When?

[you_run_i_chase]

Monday?

[whattheytellyou]

Sounds good.

[you_run_i_chase]

Good.

[most_feared]

I'm up for it.

[you_run_i_chase]

Good.

[boughtitall]

I would not be adverse to a game.

[you_run_i_chase]

Saito, right? Six floor billiards room. We play for chips and favors.

[boughtitall]

Mm. Then I shall see you then. Should I be bringing anything else?

[you_run_i_chase]

Drinks and cigars if you want them.

[fivestepsahead]

I'll be there.

[you_run_i_chase]

Knew I could count on you.

[Private]
How ya doing, Brucey?

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[fivestepsahead]

[ Headtilt. ]

Is there any reason why I won't be fine?

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[you_run_i_chase]

Crane being a complete fucking asshole?