Video. Because you can't swear in Disney.

[you_run_i_chase]

Apparently my fudging inmate fell over the fondant railing and is now floating around somewhere. Has anyone...

[An aside to someone off screen] Look. I flapjack told you that I am not a princess. Stop fermenting calling me that!

If anyone finds her let me fafafal know.

COME ON THESE AREN'T EVEN MAKING SENSE!

Comments

[Video]

[most_feared]

[He's got birds just sitting on either side of him.] Yeah, I can find my fluffy inmate or Narvin either.

Dingle.

Doorknobs.

I swear to the sky I'm going to kick something right in its pantaloons.

...I'm surprised I got away with that one.

[Video]

[you_run_i_chase]

Pantaloons is a good alternative to apples.

[Parker looks as if she's going to be sick.]

I hate this figment port!

[Video]

[most_feared]

I can't even make up words that work. See, I can say "plorking" now, but if I say the son of a grasshopper- AAARGH. I was trying to say "plork" there to replace it!

[The birds in unison ask What does "plork" mean?

He side-eyes one. Before bopping it into the tree beside of him. It sort of wobbles and spins dizzily with sparkles over it's head. Other bird giggles cheerfully at how funny it thinks this is.

Kay stares at his camera. Just.... stares.] Wanna bet she's a wicked queen?

[Video]

[you_run_i_chase]

My money's on wicked stepmother.

epic lols

[grahamcommawill]

You have a most... unique language, ma'am. Are you one of the recent arrivals?

[you_run_i_chase]

[Short, simple, answers.]

Yes.

[grahamcommawill]

I see. Allow me, then, the pleasure of welcoming you here. I would gladly show you around if you have need of it. Or, if you'd prefer, perhaps a glass of tea at our shop.

[you_run_i_chase]

What do you have for frappichino booze?

[batmanschmatman]

Your inmate?

[you_run_i_chase]

Yes.

[Short simple.]

Or Princess furnished Angel.

[batmanschmatman]

You do look quite a bit like her.

[you_run_i_chase]

Oh good. Thank you for that wonderful and foreshadowing new bit of information!

[19centconstable]

Fondant railing?

[you_run_i_chase]

Yeah, Georgie I can't forging swear!

[19centconstable]

Oh my...are...are you going to be alright? Nothing's going to...pop, is it?

[you_run_i_chase]

See the vein in my right foliage temple? I wouldn't bet on that not blowing.

[yeahscience]

Geez, at least I'm not the only one trying to talk through this f--flailing filter or whatever. Floating piece of shoe.

[you_run_i_chase]

Nope. I've been doing it since I first forest set foot on this flaky school ground.

[yeahscience]

Yeah, me too. I figure it's because this place looks like it oughtta be in a flipping Disney flick or something, right? It's seriously starting to get on my fledgling nerves, though.

...I don't even know what that word means, yo.

[you_run_i_chase]

It's definitely feinting disney.

Fledgling is a little baby bird or it's a frolicking something that is inexperienced.