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[you_run_i_chase]

You know there are somedays where I just want to fucking shoot the lot of you.

Yes, we'll do Thanksgiving, we always have, we always will. Next week we'll put up a request board for food stuff. We're going to treat this as a home cooking thing rather than as an American thing. It's more fair that way.

[Private to the Admiral]Give George a puppy

Comments

[causticrage]

[All the amused grinning; Darwin has NO idea where this video feed came from or why it popped up on the TV, but he'll answer it anyway.]

Well some people just need a good solid hole in the head, ain't no avoidin' it; just gonna biiiitch an' bitch an' bitch otherwise.

[you_run_i_chase]

Too bad when people whine more when they don't die.

[causticrage]

But you can fix that real easy; enough explosives an' ain't nothin' gonna be sayin' "boo" afterwards.

...Just makes collectin' on it afterwards hell, that's all.

[you_run_i_chase]

Unless you're on a boat where people can't die.

[christ_onabike]

Put the gun down, Parker.

[you_run_i_chase]

Paddy?

[christ_onabike]

Fairly sure that's still my name, love. Hi.

[you_run_i_chase]

Hi. Fuck I miss you. You doing okay?

Video.

[ihumpedhoudini]

[There's an amused looking young blond woman in Victorian clothes.]

Shoot me? But we haven't even met yet. Most people don't acquire such notions until after they've learned I'm a reporter.

Video.

[you_run_i_chase]

[And there's an equally amused looking woman in a suit in return.]

You're a reporter?

Re: Video.

[ihumpedhoudini]

Ruby Ogden, of The Times.

And I must say: in all of my travels, I have never come across a telephone like this. I assume that's why it was left for me? I usually only write about important people, but this is quite the invention.

Video.

[you_run_i_chase]

Ah. You know Georgie.

[iwashisreason]

...My brother's a police officer. If he finds out I'm getting death threats from a crazed lady..

[pause] How are you doing this? On my phone?

[you_run_i_chase]

Look, I don't know who you are but there isn't a damn thing your brother can do here.

[iwashisreason]

[pause] ...What, Maine? Chicago? where are you calling from?

[you_run_i_chase]

Hell.

[you_run_i_chase]

You know the kitchen staff's always free from my wrath.

How the fuck are you, Adam?

[you_run_i_chase]

I'm alright. Missing people like hell.

I wouldn't come back either.