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[you_run_i_chase]

[Have a shoe, Barge. A left Jimmy Choo stiletto to be precise. A very expensive strappy stiletto which has it's heel hanging off like she'd snapped it some how. The show is dropped onto a pile of several other expensive pairs of shoes, and then there is Parker's ice cold eye.You owe me thirty-seven fucking pairs of shoes, Admiral. Good ones, the

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[to_be_caprican]

Oh, love. [ All the sympathy! All the. Mildly amused sympathy. ]

[you_run_i_chase]

[All the groan.]

I am going to kill this bastard.

[to_be_caprican]

Sometimes he just goes too far, doesn't he.

[you_run_i_chase]

Just a fucking little bit.

[notiaraincluded]

Damn, they definitely know how to hit where it hurts.

[you_run_i_chase]

They're little fucking bastards.

[notiaraincluded]

Won't get any arguments from me on that.

[you_run_i_chase]

Left shoes. Who the fuck fucks with left shoes?

[mrs_persson]

[Oh Parker. Una feels your pain.]

I wear a 40-I think that's the equivalent to a US seven-and-a-half. It would be a tight fit, but you're welcome to try.

[you_run_i_chase]

Thanks. I'm hoping the Admiral stops being a dick and fixes it.

[fortherightguy]

That's horrible! Don't worry, they'll get what's coming to them. The world has a way of settling the score.

[For everything else, there's witchcraft and belladonna.]

I have an extra pair of sandals that might fit you, if you're interested.

[you_run_i_chase]

I fucking hope they do. If nothing else, I'd like to at least shoot one or two of the little bastards.

Thanks, that'd be nice.

[Even if Parker hasn't worn a flat shoe since... she was old enough to buy heels.]