I bet a lot of you would be good at it

[youallboreme]

I recently "won" PS2 FIFA 2005 for 99c from eBay Australia, and it arrived today. It turned out to be the French and German localizations on the one disc (the first time the Germans and French have worked together that closely since Vichy France). I swapped it over to German, and, well, I'll let the image speak for itself.

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[squeekyhoho]

Fantastikunging!

[youallboreme]

Achtung spitfire?

[quietdarkness]

Gott im Himmel!

Oh, that's hilarious.

[youallboreme]

Apparently "mannschaft" actually just means "team", but how boring is reality? I'm totally going to manage my mannschaft later tonight.

[quietdarkness]

I'm SURE it had to mean something besides the obvious.

It's also a damn good thing I didn't end up marrying my first fiance, who WAS German and lived in Germany. We were engaged for years but I was young and stupid and blew it. Good thing too, in retrospect. I would have laughed my ass off at stuff like this and he would NOT have understood.

[youallboreme]

You're talking to a guy who once said "Hey, is it bad if it burns when you pee?" after having sex here.

[spankymc2teats]

can YOU bring your 'club' to "victory"??? :,(

[youallboreme]

No matter how much fancy ball work I did, I ended up relegated :(

[demonicvinylorc]

The Germans and French worked pretty well together in both "Allo Allo" (as fictional buddy comedy pairings) and also on Werner Herzog's rendition of "Nosferatu" with Klaus Kinski, so this should be old hat to that tagteam.

Speaking of tagteam, what are some names of some well known (or special favorites worth looking up) female adult film stars down in Oz that someone could look up online for videos? Not ones that made it here but ones who still have and use their accent in videos. Have a buddy who is WAY too into Oz ladies and I wanted to surprise him for his birthday.

[youallboreme]

Holy Christ I hated that show.

You could try this one, or this one, this one, or perhaps this one.

Is it amusing that I'm listening to "Skin Trade" by Duran Duran while typing this?

[demonicvinylorc]

Most certainly. Is it amusing to you that while I ate a salad and such at my 1.5 hour lunch the topic was British shows, and spiraled into two people's obsession with some American show where Bret Michaels of Poison is getting a girlfriend or something, but the first season of it saw him lose the girl he won the first time? You see how much I know about the horror. We were in agreement that in a few years TV will look more like that short story "The Lottery" and less like Jerry Springer, though they seem to enjoy that sort of stuff.

[youallboreme]

1.5 hours? Lucky bastard.

I imagine "Ow, My Balls" will become a top rated program.