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Update at my humor blog.

The Laurel/A Desperate Attempt

Yes. For real writing and humor writing.

This will be here for me to go OMGIMSOSADOMG.

But if you want to read my stuff I'm motivated to write go my new blog:

The Laurel

Check that shit out.

Do this for me you bitches.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=YouAreFun

Click that and fill it out cause you love me.

So, I saw a recent chain letter on myspace and was livid. Yes I said livid. Here's the text ( Read more... )

I care for Academics ( Read more... )

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Last Night, I received a call. "Travis, this girl says she can beat anyone, anytime in Doug Funnie trivia." "I'm on my way," I responded. Then, at 11:00pm, I walked across campus by myself, not knowing what faced me ahead. I walked with determination and was poised for any type of battle. And as I left that girls apartment an hour and a half ( Read more... )

THIS THURSDAY! WITH MEANS TOMORROW OR TODAY DEPENDING ON WHEN YOUR READING THIS ( Read more... )

P.S. I'm the only one of you losers who has gotten an E-meter done inside a Church of Scientology. Also, I'm the only one of you all who has gotten a tour of a church of Scientology and filled out their questionaire and found out about their cruise ship.

True story.