There was this largish man walking down the street and he comes across an elderly man in tears sitting on a bench on the sidewalk...He stops and asks the old gentleman why he was crying...He responds in a half whimper, half confused tone, saying, " I'm 82 years old...I am married to a 24 year old model...We make love to each other six times out of ( Read more... )

I now know the true definition of a hard day's night...

I love Scotch...Scotch, scotch, scotch...Down my throat...

i'm home, i'm home, i'm home...please take me far and further gone..

Do you ever feel like you are living life just to pass the time...And you are waiting for the high points and thrills, and you are praying you never see the lows...

Well all you kids, be good while I'm gone...It's off to California for me...

Camp meeting was semi-fun, mostly boring, but I needed it...

Sunday was the Copeland/Emery/The Evan Anthem show...All the bands played fantasmal...I couldn't believe who I saw there...Ashley and Angie Yoder...Brought back some memories...The Copeland singer looked into my eyes during "Brightest"...It was a kodak momement...I stole the letters that spelt "Copeland" from the marquee at the mason jar...That ( Read more... )

I am really whole(hole) inside...

I don't care what anyone has to say...I love John Mayer and he is one of the greatest guitar players of my time...For those that didn't know, he had a concert the other night...It was so great...Doesn't do any good to my dreams though...

architecture at its finest ( Read more... )