flash forward to december | community | jeff/annie | pg-13 | 1/2youcallitwinterApril 3 2012, 16:54:44 UTC
Oh man, I did this totally stupid thing; I read the prompt as graduation instead of, y'know, post-graduation. What even is wrong with me D: So you get this, even though it's not what you asked for. Really sorry about that!
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She thinks she wants to have his children by the fourth drink.
It's stupid and cliché and conforms to the idea of a universal motherhood that all those patricidal bastards try to impose on women. Or is it patri-something-else, because she may be drunk, but she's still a feminist, she knows this stuff. She's a drunk feminist. She's Britta.
Which might be a good thing in the context, because god knows, he’s had sex with Britta. Which puts her higher on the what-are-the-chances-in-hell-Jeff-Winger-will-remember-you-beyond-graduation scale that had brought about the drinking in the first place. Shirley was like his super-religious, super-gossipy bff or something, which bags her a place. And who in the entire college can possibly forget Troy and Abed, which makes sure they’re safe. Pierce is…Pierce, it’d be impossible
( ... )
flash forward to december | community | jeff/annie | pg-13 | 2/2youcallitwinterApril 3 2012, 16:55:28 UTC
That’s two more shots down and she feels like she can fly which she knows is a complete lie, but it doesn’t matter because damn, she can fly. And if she can fly, she can totally tell Jeff Winger to have sex with her. (Because then she won’t be the wallflower. That girl who ended up in Community college because of a pill problem, whose name he wouldn’t be able to recall. Then she’ll be the girl he slept with on his graduation and that’s someone worth remembering).
And then he’s at her side, and she can’t think anymore. Which is an interesting phenomena and there should be scientific experimentation conducted on her to find out what it is about Jeff Winger that makes her feel this way, because she’s pretty sure no one in the whole world has ever felt that way before, which might be of interest to the scientific community.
“Ease up on the alcohol, kid,” he says (and she is not the kid, okay. She is not safe. She is not who he always tries to make her), “you don’t want to spend your graduation locked up in the bathroom with an overactive
( ... )
Re: flash forward to december | community | jeff/annie | pg-13 | 2/2softly_meApril 3 2012, 20:25:06 UTC
Okay, this fic made me flail almost as much as Jeff/Annie kisses do in the show (which is A LOT btw). THIS IS SO ANNIE. I love her drunken feminist thoughts and this part
(In her mind they’re always blonde, because of cultural stereotypes and Britta and ‘gentlemen prefer blondes’ and Britta and western models of beauty and Britta).
Looooved it. It felt so realistic. How you try really hard not to be that petty and jealous, but you kinda are sometimes.
And, also: (and she is not the kid, okay. She is not safe. She is not who he always tries to make her)
Re: flash forward to december | community | jeff/annie | pg-13 | 2/2youcallitwinterApril 4 2012, 19:13:55 UTC
HOW KIND YOU ARE TO ME <3
But seriously, I adore writing Annie because she is so all over the place analytically speaking and draws causal connections everywhere and is so sunshine and rainbows and somehow also addictive pills and batshit crazy.
(I DID NOT KNOW YOU SHIPPED JEFF/ANNIE. YOU ARE THE BEST FOREVER OBV).
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Oh man, I did this totally stupid thing; I read the prompt as graduation instead of, y'know, post-graduation. What even is wrong with me D: So you get this, even though it's not what you asked for. Really sorry about that!
x
She thinks she wants to have his children by the fourth drink.
It's stupid and cliché and conforms to the idea of a universal motherhood that all those patricidal bastards try to impose on women. Or is it patri-something-else, because she may be drunk, but she's still a feminist, she knows this stuff. She's a drunk feminist. She's Britta.
Which might be a good thing in the context, because god knows, he’s had sex with Britta. Which puts her higher on the what-are-the-chances-in-hell-Jeff-Winger-will-remember-you-beyond-graduation scale that had brought about the drinking in the first place. Shirley was like his super-religious, super-gossipy bff or something, which bags her a place. And who in the entire college can possibly forget Troy and Abed, which makes sure they’re safe. Pierce is…Pierce, it’d be impossible ( ... )
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That’s two more shots down and she feels like she can fly which she knows is a complete lie, but it doesn’t matter because damn, she can fly. And if she can fly, she can totally tell Jeff Winger to have sex with her. (Because then she won’t be the wallflower. That girl who ended up in Community college because of a pill problem, whose name he wouldn’t be able to recall. Then she’ll be the girl he slept with on his graduation and that’s someone worth remembering).
And then he’s at her side, and she can’t think anymore. Which is an interesting phenomena and there should be scientific experimentation conducted on her to find out what it is about Jeff Winger that makes her feel this way, because she’s pretty sure no one in the whole world has ever felt that way before, which might be of interest to the scientific community.
“Ease up on the alcohol, kid,” he says (and she is not the kid, okay. She is not safe. She is not who he always tries to make her), “you don’t want to spend your graduation locked up in the bathroom with an overactive ( ... )
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(In her mind they’re always blonde, because of cultural stereotypes and Britta and ‘gentlemen prefer blondes’ and Britta and western models of beauty and Britta).
Looooved it. It felt so realistic. How you try really hard not to be that petty and jealous, but you kinda are sometimes.
And, also: (and she is not the kid, okay. She is not safe. She is not who he always tries to make her)
ILU ANNIE.
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But seriously, I adore writing Annie because she is so all over the place analytically speaking and draws causal connections everywhere and is so sunshine and rainbows and somehow also addictive pills and batshit crazy.
(I DID NOT KNOW YOU SHIPPED JEFF/ANNIE. YOU ARE THE BEST FOREVER OBV).
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