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The Vampire Diaries upupa_epops April 5 2012, 17:34:44 UTC
WARNING: this prompt is ridiculous, and also in French.

TVD, Damon adopts a cat, Alouette

(Yes, this is a nursery rhyme about dismembering a cute little bird. Yes, they rip off a head, and only then they rip off a beak. It puzzles me too.)

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) bellonablack April 5 2012, 21:02:42 UTC
It began out of pity ( ... )

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) upupa_epops April 5 2012, 21:16:42 UTC
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Yes, exactly what Damon would do XDDDDDDDDDDD.

Now I want an episode in which Damon teaches his cat how to be a good serial killer.

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) bellonablack April 5 2012, 21:26:53 UTC
<3333

His cat is going to be a scourge of fluffy and feathery animal kind. Heh, next time hunting in the woods.

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) youcallitwinter April 5 2012, 21:37:05 UTC
Now I want an episode in which Damon teaches his cat how to be a good serial killer.

FUCK EPISODE, THERE NEEDS TO BE A SPIN-OFF ASAP. Maybe he can turn the cat to overcome an eternity of loneliness. The Vampire Cat Diaries.

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) upupa_epops April 5 2012, 21:47:14 UTC
Maybe. He. Can. Turn. The. Cat.

Thanks to you, my brain is currently unavailable.

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) youcallitwinter April 6 2012, 11:15:49 UTC


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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) upupa_epops April 6 2012, 11:19:28 UTC
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No more coffee for this one.

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) youcallitwinter April 6 2012, 11:37:52 UTC
OR BLOOD.

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) bellonablack April 6 2012, 17:37:43 UTC
LOL it has a cross tattoooooo?

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) bellonablack April 5 2012, 22:47:02 UTC
The Vampire Cat Diaries.

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now that is epic. :3

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) youcallitwinter April 6 2012, 11:14:54 UTC

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) bellonablack April 6 2012, 17:36:06 UTC
That's adorableeee!!! ...really! :F

When he drinks your blood, it means he luvs you!

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) youcallitwinter April 5 2012, 21:33:46 UTC
I CANNOT DEAL WITH HOW EPIC THIS IS. I literally lol-ed through the entire thing; I mean this is totally Damon and Damon's cat and I died at: "That's disgusting," he said. "No one would want a cat like you." And I can so imagine them getting into various shenanigans and totally interrupting Stefan's Brooding Time and basically making a nuisance of themselves.

HE NAMED HIS CAT HEATHCLIFF /dead again

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) bellonablack April 5 2012, 22:46:28 UTC
<333 Thank you so much!! The prompt was fun and now I'm imaging Stefan's expression when he sees what Damon and Heathcliff get up to hahah. :3

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Re: The Vampire Diaries (I have no idea--so sick) xx_pinkstar April 6 2012, 00:34:01 UTC
HEATH.CLIFF.

BRB, STARTING A PETITION FOR DAMON TO GET A CAT.

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