Recently our school has been victim to libelous remark that defame the quality of this fine institution. Phrases such as, "so-and-so wuz here," and "the class of 2000-and-such rocks," have soiled the frame of our outer walls. Not only is the bright neon spray pain an eye sore, but the incorrect usage of words and careless misspellings are also ( Read more... )

Lance who? Is that the guy that landed on the moon? This was me three weeks ago. My friends and I carried out this conversation until we were all sick of his name--Armstrong. The sad part about the whole predicament was that I ended my incessant with an insightful thought for speculation; did we even land on the moon? We've all seen the ( Read more... )

When Mrs. Knowles put her card into the ATM machine that Tuesday afternoon, she noticed immediately that something was different. Instead of her usual laughable, less than two digit numbers that appear on the screen, she saw the number one. This normally lonely number, however, was followed by six zeros ( Read more... )

DAMNIT WOMAN I LIED!

I will update tomorrow.

If not then, the next day.

Or sometime.

 YOU KNOW WHAT.. FOR THE RECORD... FUCK L-J CUTS. YOU SUCK AND ARE TOO COMPLICATED FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND.. SO YEA JUST DEAL WITH THE EXTRA PIXELS ON YOUR EFFING SCREEN BECUASE THIS HAS CAUSED ME MUCH EMOTIONAL STRESS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT.


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And I can't even remember now what she backed my truck into but she covered her mouth and her face got red and she just looked so darn cute, that I couldn't even act like I was mad.
When she's laying on my shoulder on the sofa in the dark and about the ( Read more... )

when people put a survey in their post then automaticaly 5+ other people post their version of it. its a disease. FUCK LJ CUTS ABOUT YOU...

||Birth Name|| Carlos Agustus Thomanos

||Nickname|| Bob. Llyod. Carla.

||Age you act|| it varies.. id like to say 32 on a good day, but sometimes you can catch me oh say about 7.

||Height|| 5'8. i am ( Read more... )

I HATE DAMN BACK PROBLEMS!

it hurts :(

c$ comes back tomorrow. if anyones intersted in a luau.. ask me about details.. and or something going down this week.

good day.

Whats this? There is an update button. Strange.

One two many condescending battles four a friend. Threes a charm;)