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yougogirlfrien

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Mar 11, 2009 19:22

I'm being stalked by a weirdo Russian!

I think he's, like, going to kill me or something! I totally don't even have a gun!

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leaveit2deutsch March 12 2009, 01:38:32 UTC

I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIIIIE!!!

yougogirlfrien March 12 2009, 01:53:04 UTC

Don't worry, Italy, I won't!

leaveit2deutsch March 12 2009, 02:08:31 UTC

You should run and hide! I know! We can hide you!!

yougogirlfrien March 12 2009, 02:27:54 UTC

...He'll just, like, laugh at me, though.

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rghthandneoborg March 12 2009, 01:45:39 UTC

What are you going on about now?

yougogirlfrien March 12 2009, 02:00:22 UTC

There was, like, this guy, and I was all, "Hey, I'm Poland!" and he was all, "Poland sucks oh my gawd and you're totally not Poland!" and I was like, "Oh my gawd, I so am," and then he was all, "Roar I'm Russian and I'm gonna beat you up with my fists!" and I was all, "Like, not even a gun?" and he was like, "Okay, and a gun!" and I was like, "Oh my gawd!"

And now he's, like, following me around and it's totally scary!

rghthandneoborg March 12 2009, 02:13:11 UTC

....

Are you sure? It could just be an idle threat you're blowing out of proportion.

yougogirlfrien March 12 2009, 02:30:00 UTC

I'm totally sure! He was all, like, "Be cautious from now on, old goat. You'll never know when surprises come right at you..." all ominous and dumb and scary and Russian!

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2cool4europe March 12 2009, 02:48:13 UTC

You deserve it.

yougogirlfrien March 12 2009, 02:50:04 UTC

No! Shut up! I hate you!

2cool4europe March 12 2009, 02:53:07 UTC

Enjoy getting shot at!

yougogirlfrien March 12 2009, 02:53:59 UTC

Oh my gawd! I hope you, like, get shot, too!

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lovesauerkraut March 12 2009, 02:56:27 UTC

Unfortunately, you do kind of deserve it.

yougogirlfrien March 12 2009, 02:56:58 UTC

I do not! You do! You're a jerk! I hate you!

lovesauerkraut March 12 2009, 02:59:57 UTC

I don't deserve to be attacked, no. But your big mouth causes you to be disliked by others, I'm sure.

yougogirlfrien March 12 2009, 03:23:13 UTC

Only totally dumb people.

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soul_similar March 12 2009, 03:37:18 UTC

Hwaah... What did you you do to make him want to kill you?

yougogirlfrien March 12 2009, 04:26:41 UTC

Nothing! All I did was, like, tell him my name!

soul_similar March 12 2009, 04:35:23 UTC

That's weird.

Maybe he didn't like your name?

yougogirlfrien March 12 2009, 05:14:52 UTC

I wouldn't be surprised or whatever. Russians are totally weird.

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