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[yougogirlfrien]

Today was way cool.

My lightbulb totally just fixed itself out of, like, nowhere. I was all like, "Woah! Awesome!"

By the way, scientist guys. I've got a totally important message for you.

1956 Polish Ultimatum to Fortuna
1. The super lame kidnapping of Linda of May 12th is totally not cool 'cause it doesn't even, like, take into account that I

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[twin_sai_kame]

*snort* Good luck getting them to listen to that.

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[yougogirlfrien]

They have to! Or I'm invading!

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[twin_sai_kame]

Yeah, as I said, good luck with that.

[quirky_sitar]

Totally, Poland, totally. You send that...ultima...thingy.

[yougogirlfrien]

Totally! I bet they'll be super scared when they read it. Like, shaking.

[quirky_sitar]

Uh....at the very least, they'll...

Admire the effort?

[yougogirlfrien]

And then get scared, right?

[leaveit2deutsch]

Uwaah! You tell them Poland! Even if beating people up is bad. I hope they listen and bring Linda back!

[yougogirlfrien]

Don't worry, they will! Or their capital will become Warsaw!

[silesiaback]

'beat you up' is improper phrasing, Poland! A better declaration of war would be 'severance of diplomatic communication and immediate military mobilisation.'

[yougogirlfrien]

Oh! Okay, Auntie Hungary!

[orkudun]

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