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[yougongetsarged]

What in Sam Hill-- who turned the Warthog on?

*runs out and slams the dashboard*

Why won't the radio shut off? The engine's not even running!

Oh, right. I guess it's in the spirit of the holiday.

*eats a taco*

Deee-licious.

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[jump_isforkids]

*sombrero on*

*is underneath the Warthog on a slidy mechanic board, and rolls back out just far enough to stick out a hand*

Oy, gramps, I need a 5/8 wrench. Wait. Is that 3/8? 10/8? No...No definitely 5/6. Pass it to me before I spill oil all over my face.

[yougongetsarged]

*jumps*

What the goddamn monkey hell--

Get outta there, dirtbag!

[jump_isforkids]

Not until you pay me for the tune-up and oil change!

*oil is pouring out of the bottom of the jeep* ....Okay then I'll just charge you for the tune-up.

[yougongetsarged]

Don't have any money. Can I pay you in bullets? How many bullets'll that be?