IM NUMBER ONE BITCH!

[youheadbuttyou]

I AM THE NUMBER ONE DOOR BITCH AT GUITAR CENTER!

Which means I get the most stops. Which means I'm the store narc.

I RULE WHORES!

This means that next month if I'm still #1 I can pick my own schedule and I get a mad crazy gift certificate to Best Buy.

FAAAAABBB-YOOUUUUU-LUSSS

Comments

[veebaby]

Dammit! I'm jealous because i don't get to be a special bitch like you. I'm just a regular one. What's up, Cochina!!! How are you?

[youheadbuttyou]

Am I retarded or does cochina mean kitchen?

maybe I'm just retarded.

I'm awesome.

Why? Because there are so many things that I can make fun of.

How's Dobrin?