essay meme

[youllgoblind]

...Because it's been a year now and it's time for self-review, and also my new year's resolution was to write more (specifically including all the essays I said I was gonna write but never got around to finishing eheh), essay meme! If there's anything you wanna ask me (or Brock if you wanna IC it, whatever), go for it and I will pretend to answer

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[youllgoblind]

Maybe my cutting-edge sense of fashion or stylish coif...my manly physique or deep, soulful eyes... Any number of things, really! (I mean, not to toot my own horn, but I can be a pretty sexy guy!) I also make it a point to cook a lot and keep cute animals around, and those're always good ways to attract chicks! PROTIP: Deodorant and Tic Tacs can add up to five minutes more face time with a girl! Use these secret weapons wisely, and have every second count!