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Jul 06, 2004 01:06

how exactly does a sinus infection turn into bronchitus?

heather: *sits around with mom who smokes like an ashtray all day long*
sinus infection: *sniff sniff*
heather's chest: *starts itching*
----tongiht-----
heather: *cough cough hack cough hack wheeze hack*
bronchitus *waves, introduces self*

*dies*

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=( kamokittie July 5 2004, 23:22:56 UTC
FEEL BETTER!!! ... Please??

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frigidphoenix July 5 2004, 23:27:50 UTC
*smacks bronchitis*

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youlovemycar July 6 2004, 08:44:12 UTC
thanks. it needed that.

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Infected Meat dirtydevices July 6 2004, 03:50:41 UTC
We are all infected meat.
We wouldn't pass an FDA inspection on our way to be ground into people burgers.

Sinus infections turn into bronchitis from the nasal secretions that drip down yr throat. You then inhale these infected secretions. If a person smokes their cilia (you know that hair-like stuff in yr lungs that pushes crap up and out) are paralyzed, and can't sweep the infection out. Therefore, you have a respiratory infection!
Yay.
That's it for today's lesson.
:)

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Re: Infected Meat youlovemycar July 6 2004, 08:48:04 UTC
hahaha yes we are.

yay! how exciting!

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folkyboy July 6 2004, 03:56:07 UTC
cigarettes are the root of all evil, doncha know? :)

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youlovemycar July 6 2004, 08:48:32 UTC
yes, yes they are.

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3sidedcoin July 6 2004, 05:15:33 UTC
I had that one time. Sucks. But, fortunately for me, it was years ago when I was in highschool and I got to miss like a week of school because of it. That sorta took some of the suck out of it.

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youlovemycar July 6 2004, 08:51:25 UTC
i know, i was sitting here thinking last night about how summer is the worst time to get anything.
especially summer when i'm unemployed
at least its more convenient.

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