behindmyteeth:
http://www.youlovemycar.com/heathers_resume.docbehindmyteeth: does this work for you?
uofahogs22: i think u need to get me one personal
behindmyteeth: what?
uofahogs22: i wanna cuddle and make u feel special
behindmyteeth: oh.
behindmyteeth: did my resume work? did you click it?
uofahogs22: yea
uofahogs22: at the u of a the told us not ot make it longer thne a page
behindmyteeth: te u of a can screw themselves
behindmyteeth: but it worked
behindmyteeth: so that's good
uofahogs22: what worked
behindmyteeth: my resume.
behindmyteeth: did you see it?
uofahogs22: yea y is yoru pictures on it
behindmyteeth: cool.
behindmyteeth: i was trying to see if it would work b/c i'm trying to apply for jobs
uofahogs22: they told us not to put pictures on it
behindmyteeth: again, the u of a can screw themselves.
uofahogs22: lol but they are right
uofahogs22: they'll throw it out if they are professional
behindmyteeth: haha fuck no they wont.
uofahogs22: promise
uofahogs22: its with ethics
behindmyteeth: i've been working for the past year for staffing agencies
uofahogs22: its uneffical
uofahogs22: y would a resume need a pic on it?
behindmyteeth: part of my job was to teach people to write resumes.
behindmyteeth: so i did jsut that
behindmyteeth: and its proven that a resume with a picture gets looked at first
behindmyteeth: over any other one in the stack
uofahogs22: no they dont lol
uofahogs22: bad practice for businesses to do that
uofahogs22: they dont have ethics
behindmyteeth: haha my resume has pictures on it
behindmyteeth: deal with it
uofahogs22: i dont care its yoru problem not mine lol
behindmyteeth: i absolutely despise it when people try to convince me they know more than i do about an industry i work in.
uofahogs22: i'll go with the professionals not a unemployed girl lol
behindmyteeth: dude. you're pissing me off.
uofahogs22: its the truth
uofahogs22: ur calling professional guys that get paid to do this shit
uofahogs22: wrong
behindmyteeth: I HAVE SPENT THE LAST YEAR OF MY LIFE GETTING PAID FOR THIS SHIT!
uofahogs22: WOW lol
behindmyteeth: i took classes on resume writing
uofahogs22: these guys 30 years
uofahogs22: lol wow
behindmyteeth: who are these people you're talking about? what ethics?
behindmyteeth: where exactly do you work if you want to make personal jabs about my employment status.
uofahogs22: ok listen... pictures its unethically to put someone cause of there looks over someone
uofahogs22: pepsi
behindmyteeth: and that may be so, but it doesn't matter. it catches the eye.
behindmyteeth: that's the point of the pictures.
uofahogs22: some busines throw them out
behindmyteeth: what businesses? pepsi? i'm a designer for christsakes.
uofahogs22: walmart
uofahogs22: plenty
uofahogs22: but just stop we both too stubborn to win
behindmyteeth: you're an ass though
uofahogs22: lol how
uofahogs22: u asked me what i thought i told u and u cried
behindmyteeth: you're just insensitive.
uofahogs22: u want me to lie
behindmyteeth: i didnt ask you what you thought
uofahogs22: i'm blunty honest
behindmyteeth: i asked you if it worked
uofahogs22: u want a guy like yoru EX?
behindmyteeth: omg.
uofahogs22: u said does it work lol
uofahogs22: i was like nope
uofahogs22: ur a sour girl
uofahogs22: u know that
behindmyteeth: i've been trying to figure out all this time who you remind me of
behindmyteeth: and i finally have
uofahogs22: well we all know u know me perfectly lol
uofahogs22: so u make good judgements
behindmyteeth: after what you've just shown me i have no desire to know you any better.
uofahogs22: i know ur a fuck up
behindmyteeth: you're an insensitive pushy ass
behindmyteeth: and i have no place for such people in my life.
uofahogs22: u dont take ppl trying to help
uofahogs22: u have no reason to live
uofahogs22: look at u
uofahogs22: ur HATEFUL INCONSIDERATE
uofahogs22: NOTHING GOING FOR U
uofahogs22: and u talk shit about me
uofahogs22: grow the fuck up
uofahogs22: nowonder u got cheated on
a few seconds later
keiths_19: nowonder u got cheated on
BUZZ!!!
keiths_19: u going to bitch and moan and feel sorry for yourself
behindmyteeth: dude. stop.
behindmyteeth: please.
uofahogs_23: u having some punk IM me
uofahogs_23: better not be lol
behindmyteeth: dude. stop!
BUZZ!!!
keiths_19: u going to bitch and moan and feel sorry for yourself
uofahogs_23: so what is your deal
uofahogs_23: u so close minded?
behindmyteeth: jsut leave me alone please
uofahogs_23: no seriously have an open mind when u said does this work i was just helping u whith what i thought u took it personaly
uofahogs_23: remind me of foobuzz
uofahogs_23: u her gf now?
behindmyteeth: i asked if hte link worked. you're scaring me. please stop.
uofahogs_23: if i was a weirdo i would have called ur house
a few seconds later
whoknewthat2004: ok enough of this shit quit being a cunt and talk shit
whoknewthat2004: it was a misunderstanding
youraspaz: u liked to get cheated on huh? made u feel special?
jesus christ! how many screennames does this guy have!?
---edit---
he proceeded to continue messaging me on various names for quite a while trying to get me to talk to him.