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I tried a hand at this...drabble business.
READ AND GIVE ME YOUR THUMBS.
Once upon a time, Stewie Griffin took over the world.
The women were made slaves, cooks and cleaners and tools of reproduction. The men were made slaves as well, laborors, but most of them were put to death immediately. Quick and painful deaths. Torture chambers. With poison gas and maces and those-things-that-stretch-your-arms-and-legs-out.
Everyone was miserable.
The end.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Hina.
Hina was kind of pretty, cute in that little doll looking way, definitely Stewie's type. He romanced her away from her evil parents, and took her to a field full of dandelions in the middle of the mountains. They picked flowers and sang songs and then Hina looked sadly towards him.
"Papa and Daddy don't love me anymore."
"It's okay, Hina, I love you!" Stewie reassured her, and it was the first time in his life he'd used that icky l-word. He was shocked at his own actions, and ran away.
He never saw Hina again.
The end.
Once upon a time, there was a world.
Then Stewie took it over, and everyone did his bidding.
Hina was his queen.
Then Hina ran away.
Stewie got angry and killed everyone with polio and AIDS.
Everyone died.
The end.
Once upon a time, there was a bendy boy named Rui.
He was funny and blind as a bat, because he thought the greatest genius of all time was a football.
He cuddled well, but other than that was mostly dimwitted and kept calling Stewie a football, even though he OBVIOUSLY made it clear that he was a human child.
Rui didn't die when the world was taken over, but he was given a pair of corrective lenses.
The end.
Once upon a time, there was a puppy named Pokey.
Pokey was the cutest little puppy in the whole neighborhood. He had lots of friends in the woodland forest, including a squirrel named Lucky and a rabbit named Happy.
One day, Pokey was almost hit by a car!!!
He didn't get hit though.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The end.
READ AND GIVE ME YOUR THUMBS.
Once upon a time, Stewie Griffin took over the world.
The women were made slaves, cooks and cleaners and tools of reproduction. The men were made slaves as well, laborors, but most of them were put to death immediately. Quick and painful deaths. Torture chambers. With poison gas and maces and those-things-that-stretch-your-arms-and-legs-out.
Everyone was miserable.
The end.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Hina.
Hina was kind of pretty, cute in that little doll looking way, definitely Stewie's type. He romanced her away from her evil parents, and took her to a field full of dandelions in the middle of the mountains. They picked flowers and sang songs and then Hina looked sadly towards him.
"Papa and Daddy don't love me anymore."
"It's okay, Hina, I love you!" Stewie reassured her, and it was the first time in his life he'd used that icky l-word. He was shocked at his own actions, and ran away.
He never saw Hina again.
The end.
Once upon a time, there was a world.
Then Stewie took it over, and everyone did his bidding.
Hina was his queen.
Then Hina ran away.
Stewie got angry and killed everyone with polio and AIDS.
Everyone died.
The end.
Once upon a time, there was a bendy boy named Rui.
He was funny and blind as a bat, because he thought the greatest genius of all time was a football.
He cuddled well, but other than that was mostly dimwitted and kept calling Stewie a football, even though he OBVIOUSLY made it clear that he was a human child.
Rui didn't die when the world was taken over, but he was given a pair of corrective lenses.
The end.
Once upon a time, there was a puppy named Pokey.
Pokey was the cutest little puppy in the whole neighborhood. He had lots of friends in the woodland forest, including a squirrel named Lucky and a rabbit named Happy.
One day, Pokey was almost hit by a car!!!
He didn't get hit though.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The end.