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1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? Start it first. Just in the bottom though. Then I get in and turn the faucet on.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?yep. I get bored easily
3.) Do you moan like the people on the Herbal Essences?wouldn’t you like to know.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?no!
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? Um, no?
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?nope.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? Shampoo bottles… shaving cream bottles… man that hurts.
8.) How old do you look? 85.
9.) How old do you act? 95.
10.) What's the last song you sang? Peace (Father You Are Holy) at church.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?the mile-high club with zoe. Rawr.
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?obliterating a small village then getting pizza.
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? HAH.
14.) What's the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice? Lord what isn’t sexy about her?
15.) Are you in love with anyone right now? Condoleeza. You’ve caught me.
16.) Have you ever said I love you? No. I’m a heartless wench. I feel nothing but wrath and ire, ha ha ha.
17.) Does anything on your body itch right now? *thinks… spins you around and traps your arms behind your back* who’s asking the questions now, pal?!
19.) Have you ever had a member of the opposite sex in your room? Don’t know. I have other lifeforms growing in my room, does that count?
20.) Who's the sexiest famous woman alive? Me.
20b.) Who's the sexiest famous man alive? Me.
21) Girls: bitches. Mean, nasty bitches.
21b) Boys: aw they’re just so cute and stupid!
22). Are you more creative alone, or with others? Again, wouldn’t you like to know.
23) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine? Just yours. Lol no, I have a few. One who is clinically insane, not just figuratively.
24). Have you ever smuggled something into America? Human skulls.
25). Do you end up making a fool of yourself when you try flirting with someone you really like? Pssht ask them.
26). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? I’m keeping zoe’s answer here: “no. every gutter bum can play a song or two. now, if it's played well and there is a good voice involved, then i die”
27). Do you believe that your name fits your personality? No. it should be something sexy. Or at least not molly. I’m like a fucking golden retriever or something.
28). Do you exercise before you eat in the morning? What is this excersize you speak of?
29). Do you live in a city with a good sports team? *shrug* dunno
30). Is it better to be single or in a relationship? Well… yeah. Shut up.
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A- Age: 17
B- Band you are listening to right now: natalie merchant
C-Chatting with: microsoft word
D- Dad's name: Charles Scott
E- Easiest person to talk to: holly, meghann… peepers
F- Favorite ice cream: anything at coldstone
G- Gummy worms or gummy bears? Sour gummy worms. Mm.
H- Hometown: o-town, hos.
I- Instruments: voice, piano, occasionally the ukelele if I’m so inclined.
J- Junior high: OMS.
K- Kids: eh… we’ll see.
L- Longest car ride ever: down to florida. Lord if ever I wanted to shoot myself.
M- Mom's name: Susanne Annette. I like that name.
N- Nicknames:Mol, mol_dogg, gangsta_Bitch, dollface…
O- One wish:peace in the middle east.
P- Phobia[s]: rape, spiders, stairs, bugs, life in general…
Q- Quote from you: “The Beer Wench will go medieval on your ass.”
R- Reason to smile: I’m not in N.O.
S- Song you sang last: didn’t we go over this already?
T- Time you woke up today: um… dunno.
U- Unknown fact about me: I’m actually a man.
V- Vegetable[s] you hate: its cliché, but brussel sprouts make me gag
W- Worst habit: murdering hobos with my hammer.
X- X-rays you've had: the whole she-bang.
Y - Years since you've been to church?: 50 minutes ago
Z- Zodiac sign: pisces. *fishface*
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In the last 24 Hours have you...
1. Had sex: lots of it.
2. Bought something:I got no money
3. Gotten sick: mhm. Just kill me.
4. Been kissed: oh yeah. Numerous times. You should know you were THERE.
5. Ate something:yes?
6. Felt stupid: yes?
7. Talked to an ex: ain’t got none.
8. Missed someone: no. yes. I don’t know.
9. Hugged someone: yes. Vicki and Daphne.
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Last person who....
1. Slept in your bed: um, ME?!?!
2. Saw you cry : no clue.
3. Made you cry: I don’t know.
4. You went to the movies with: ms meghann ziler.
5. You went to the mall with: myself.
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Last person you....
1. Said "I Love You" to and meant it: my mommy.
2. Got in a fight with: my mommy.
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Have You...
3. Been to California: I wish. But I’m OC spawn.
4. Been to Mexico: C’est non.
5. Been to China: erm, no.
6. Been to Canada: Nope.
7. Been to Europe: No.
8. Been to Central America: No. I suck.
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some more questions...
1. Do you have a crush on someone: sure do.
2. What book are you reading now: Idylls of the King by Lord Alfred Tennyson
3. Worst feeling in the world: lonliness… self-loathing
4.Future KIDS' Names:there are a lot. If my g-ma lives to see me have a girl, I’ll name her Ava Rosina cause it was her grandma’s name and she really wanted to name my mom that but my grandpa wouldn’t let her.
6. What's under your bed: dust… mutant lifeforms…
7. Favorite sport to watch: swordfighting with sexy men.
8. Location: O-town, bitches!
9. Piercing/Tattoos: nada.
WHERE IS NUMBER 10?!?!?!?!
11. What are you most scared of right now: myself.
12. Where do you want to get married: probably my church.
13. Who do you really hate: *sigh* morons.
14. Do you like being around people: not so much.
15. Do you like someone you don't have a chance with: well… yes. Boys don’t like me. Just don’t. don’t tell me they do unless you can name names and give me phone numbers. Or just name names.
16. Have you ever cried: yes?
17. Are you lonely right now: cha.
18. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: thick as thieves by natalie merchant
19. Been in love: no.
20. Played strip poker: no.
21. Gotten beaten up: yeah, by my sister. Hot sister is one vicious bitch when she wants to be.
22. Been on radio/TV: I don’t think so.
23. Been in a mosh-pit: no.
24. Do you have any gay/lesbian friends: yes.
25. Skinny dipped: NO! it is indecent.