Stomach acid

[your_excellency]

Yesterday was a world of discomfort, I had food poisoning the day before and the entire day featured an urge to throw up. Never again will I buy the shrimp rolls from that place. I am slowly feeling better, though, and I can sorta eat a little bit today

Comments

[nostalgie]

i have, actually. it'd be amusing if PUKING DIDNT SUCK SO MUCH

[your_excellency]

really? what colors?

[pipsncooks]

holy shit. That's a lot of money.

[your_excellency]

Alexis, my dear, I'm taking you out to crepes

[quintessenz]

Try some toast. Extra dry for some quick relief.

Or even better. Frozen bread baked.

[your_excellency]

duly noted, I'll be having frozen bread baked today

[ashtraybabyface]

Tony, I think you've gone beyond the thresh-hold into manhood. 4 shades in a night is incredibly impressive no matter which way you slice it.

The bad part is over it seems, the long road to recovery is on.

[your_excellency]

so is this like, the third time I went beyond the thresh-hold now? I hope I don't do it too many more times.

[ashtraybabyface]

You've past the thresh-hold 3 times, they were not all for becoming a man.

1) Becoming a sexual predator
2) Becoming a double agent
3) Becoming a man

If the rumors making the rounds are true, number 4 will be becoming a father. That's just what I'm hearing from my "sources".