003 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE

[yourbeefbaby]

SOMEBODY AWESOME'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY

I WONDER WHOSE THAT COULD BE

Just kidding, I don't~

Now give me birthday wishes to take my mind off the sand I'm still washing out of my manparts.

Comments

[headfortomorrow]

oh you're still alive?

[yourbeefbaby]

YES.

[headfortomorrow]

Well damn.

[yourbeefbaby]

I hate you.

[shigechan_man]

[yourbeefbaby]

Excuse me, I was vague. I'm sorry the concept of dicks offends your delicate lady sensibilities!

[shigechan_man]

[yourbeefbaby]

Like they've never heard about manparts. Goddamn, you are bitchier than the lady who runs the resort! It's not my fault my balls are chafed.

[queenb_ai]

Come by the cafe and I'll give you a birthday meal on the house, dear~~