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[yourbestbetx]

i guess life is good when i have trouble differentiating between my dreams and real life, even if that includes front row at a hanson concert, living on a houseboat, and dating an ex-con. i really love to vacuum. might be getting a hair cut tomorrow... how should i get it cut?

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[sassypantalones]

i dont know what Im supposed to think if all you dream about is having relationships with MIDGET EX-CONS!!!!

[yourbestbetx]

i don't know either :/ maybe that means i'm totally fulfilled.

[hematuria]

hanson...oh man..when i was in new hampshire this girl i knew was trying to bring back hanson. such a shame. haha. i dont think dating an ex-con would be too bad. i mean, he could always hook you up with plenty of drugs. i know how you like drugs.

[yourbestbetx]

could this "girl you knew" be named brittany remmert by any chance? there's pretty much no other reason to date a man if he can't get you good drugs. you know what i'm about. straight to the point! in turn, i could get you a good hook up with plenty of drugs and then you can still be with jimmy. perfect!

[anonymous]