you're so efficient

[yourbestbetx]

soo i spent the last 68 hours (3 days, 2 nights) being responsible for a 3 yr old. you know the stage where everything is "NO" and "MINE" and fake crying omg. please seriously if you're my friend, don't let me have kids until i'm like totally old and not impatient and whatever else makes for good parenting. jonathan suggested "going biblical" when

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[emilythelephant]

"jonathan suggested "going biblical" when it comes to naming our babies."

made me a little teary-eyed, i love you two! i can't wait to finally see you two together!!

i like to say we have 4 days but i guess it's 5, four sounds better.

i got a cut on friday i'm getting colored on wednesday. my hairdresser told me i'm low maintenance and then she told me i was no maintenance. ha.

16 candles is good, i haven't seen that in so long.

love actually is also good, you obviously weren't watching the right movie and will not give you back those 2 hours.

awwwkjglkjai love you

[yourbestbetx]

what color is your hair?!! i cant wait to see!! no maintenance is your new nickname until i find a different one. lets watch 16 candles together and WHY IS LOVE ACTUALLY GOOD?

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[emilythelephant]

love actually is the sweetest movie and i love each story and hugh grant. and everything else about it!
so poop.
my hair will be blonde b/c over the summer it has turned into this greenish/yellowish color and it's awful...this is the first time i've ever been dyed blonde. eek!

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[yourbestbetx]

YAY!! im excited to seeyour hair. i dyed mine yesterday and its disgusting. ok well whatever. i will admit to loving that little boy because he was sooo cute.

[jencowman]

I loved Love Actually

[yourbestbetx]

jen cowman, where did you go and why did you like that movie? im serious. tell me please

[byronic_thought]

couple of things.

-we were in blockbuster and i told you that movie wasn't that good. i told you mindy liked it, but that's mindy and we both know what that means (jkjkjkjkjkjmindy).
-i miss you and we didn't meet at the mall. why? OH, because my car stopped working, my mom kinda caught me on drugs, and kicked me out of the family but that's a story for tomorrow. it'll make you laugh.
-you being gone soon makes me the saddest person in the world.

below are breif personality profiles of yours and jb's future babies

-Samuel:Convinced of the Elliot Smith's ability to show a person how to find beauty in the deepest of depression. Has a tendency to wear earplugs at frequently attended shows, but was taught from a young age they are called headphones.

-Jeremiah: Talks like the actor/writer/director of garden state and dreams one day of being in a famous band. good at playing instruments but unfortunately lacks any type of vocal talent. enjoys nature walks at night with a slight fear of homeless people in the woods but ironically

[yourbestbetx]

1)you said the movie was okay. you never said it was not good, but at least you didn't love it.
2) why is my dog princess at uncle brandon's house?
3)i like the name jeremiah, but the rest of those get a thumbs down.
4) not the nicest profiles, especially mine, but thanks.
5) i have never been drunk (or drank period, MOM) so why did you throw that in there? its not a genetic tendency toward alcoholism, it's an addictive personality (ie: the internet).

hint hint: that is the reason why drugs aren't cool, never have been and never will be. the people that have misled you to believe that are the people that try to sound cool when talking about drugs because oh thats right, they have nothing else going in life. you know better than that.

[byronic_thought]

i like being high...

on occassion
who told me it was cool?

[yourbestbetx]

i didn't say anyone told you. re-read