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[yourbestbetx]

at the train station i talked to a homeless man while he opened a bottle of wine and pointed out a plane in the sky to me. then i met leslie and i have never seen a home that needed more organizing. i now have connections to pimps in boston and an employer that will take you out. new bunkbeds too.

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[byronic_thought]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
talk to leslie about me but don't tell her my real name.
tell her my name is Homeslice.

[yourbestbetx]

i don't think she wouldn't believe it. i think you and her would get on really well together.

[yourbestbetx]

HAHAH she also told me about her "brothers" that would have her back and for some reason felt the need to explain to me that they aren't really her brothers. she underestimated me.

[byronic_thought]

she'll learn better.
i got her back

[remrat12]

are you top or bottom bunk??????

[yourbestbetx]

BOTTOM!!!!!! i rule the school britt.

[remrat12]

duh! i totally knew this. you rule everything!

[emilythelephant]

ashley you seriously are the funniest person i know. thank you.

[yourbestbetx]

thank YOU. i like it when you guys say "what?!" after everything i say.