Venting

[yourbodyaboveme]

Mother-fuckery ahoy!

As I've mentioned to a few people in person, at my job I am currently doing what are known as "condition reports." Basically, once the items going up for auction are released, people write in with more specific questions about the items they are interested in buying. Because these are potential buyers, I'm forced to be nice

Comments

[yenniemonster]

I can't help but think of that scene in Clerks when Dante talks about the customers who go furrowing around for the milk that won't expire quickest or crack open cartons for the perfect set of eggs.

[yourbodyaboveme]

Ha ha, well, unfortunately I am one of those customers. If I don't know how fast I'll be drinking the milk, I want to buy the milk with the most time attached. And if I'm buying a dozen eggs, I want a dozen uncracked eggs! I always check.

:D

[yenniemonster]

Haha, well, I do those things, too. I mean, doesn't everybody check to make sure their eggs are uncracked? That's just common sense! But I was thinking particularly about how looney those customers in the movie were acting.