Testing out a new character if Rare gets accepted!

[stopnswop]

Hey!

Any of you bozos seen a bear with a blue backpack walking around campus? Name's Banjo. He's sort of my best friend I bet he got himself lost again. I just take a few minutes away on my own and this happens...I could have sworn he couldn't even run that fast with those little fat legs of his! He needs me for that!

Comments

[berri_flavored]

Hmmm, like, I dunno if I seen him?

Think you could give me some more rad details?

[stopnswop]

...Well you know what they say about blondes.

He's a BEAR. You know? A BEAR.

BEAR. BANJO. BANJO? BEAR. He's got a large spherical...squarelike..squarepherical nose and brown fur and a pair of yellow shorts. Do I have to draw you a picture too?

[berri_flavored]

[...Heh.]

Wellllll, I mean like, what if I saw another bear with a blue backpack and yellow shorts that WASN'T this Banjo. It could have totally been some other total stud bear.

[stopnswop]

HEY ONLY I GET TO CALL BANJO A STUD!

[iwannacheat]

Check under some table, he might be sleeping somewhere.

... Are you me?

[stopnswop]

Great idea! I bet he's just sleeping and trying to run away from having another adventu--

[WAIT A MINUTE.]

...well this is new, especially considering everything that's happened before.

[iwannacheat]

It's nice to see Banjo's the same no matter what dimension he's coming from!

What about you? Are you awesome?

[stopnswop]

You mean lazy and with no sense of adventure?

Of course I'm awesome! No Breegull call be named Kazooie and not be awesome. The rest are all just jealous of my...uh our name.

...so what's the deal with the hair feathers? Am I going bald in another dimension?

[She likes her bird mohawke]

[killscarrots]

I didn't keep you waitin' too long, did I?

[stopnswop]

WHERE WERE YOU, YOU BIG DOPE!

[tsuntsun I mean what.]

I bet the other Kazooie was right when she said you were asleep under a table!

[She has half an idea to poke you on the head with her beak. How dare you go off doing anything without her!]

[killscarrots]

[Yikes, Kaz. Yikes.]

Well, I had a little bit of free time to myself... But it wasn't under a table. this time...

It was under a desk.

[stopnswop]

[She's harsh cause she means well. In her own way.]

That's nearly the same thing!

[Pause and then randomly because every since other!Kazooie said so;]

WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET FAT BECAUSE OF YOU!

[youneedourhelp]

Kazooie? What are you doing over there?

[stopnswop]

...

[We're sorry. Kazooie, upon seeing both one of herself and two Banjos, has decided to utter a string of curses clearly too much of a delicate subject for the poor children's ears everywhere, as British as the slangs might be.]

[youneedourhelp]

Kazooie, what's going on? I'm so confused!

[stopnswop]

You're confused?! I bet I'm even more confused!