Buffet style lunch for a company that the combined weight of everyone that works here is probably close to 2000 pounds, and openly yells that they are going through "food withdrawls" is just a bad idea. I would almost rather go to the bank, deposit my check, and get cigarettes, as was my original plan.
My company got kicked out of the Better Business Bureau because of stupid fat people that don't know how to read an invoice or understand what a return policy means.