alright damnit, ive put up with these random one sentence posts long enough...i thought the day would never come where i would comment on one of these...thats how serious this problem is. And im sure all the other nosey kids like me who read this live journal have had enough aswell. So i offer you an ultimatum...change the content of your posts...or...i dunno...ill probably just keep reading and be like "aww darn" when i see new one word posts. On a sidenote stop having sex in cars and admit your mom is epileptic.
i shall smite thee
anonymous
May 16 2005, 21:18:42 UTC
sam, this is god...thats right...god. I must say that ive been running the show for over 6.3 billion years(its been along time and i better not get any wiseass comments about how my numbers are wrong...or you'll go to hell) and this must stop. consider the fact that i created hitler, that crazy little korean man named kim, and michael jackson...and i let those guys slide. But i cannot let this go unaddressed, if your livejournal posts continue to be shitty, then i will have no choice but to smite your ass. you have been warned...i would continue my threats but saturday Buddha was all like "god what were you thinking...mary is so ugly" so im gonna go stomp his fat elephant ass out.
love, the Lord Jehova Almighty (holla back bitches can a deity get some love)
so i was bored just now.. and i was reading my friends list.. from my friends page of course.. and i was mousing over your icon [how dirty does that sound..] and i laughed because the picture was flipping around and the pizza kept switching sides and it looked like whoever is eating that is chowing if you do it real fast a whole bunch of times. ha.
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love,
grayson
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love,
the Lord Jehova Almighty
(holla back bitches can a deity get some love)
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i'm not yvonne. so leave me alone, god.
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ok im queer.
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it's ian.
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