patrick bateman, you have met your match ( Read more... )

sitting in my chair, watching dave chappelle, drinking sparks. dave chappelle is pretty funny; then again, I'm slightly buzzed. oh sparks, you taste so much like delicious carbonated alcoholic tang. (astronaut-tang, not poon-tang. obviously I do not know what that tastes like. especially if it were carbonated and alcoholic ( Read more... )

so... sims 2 pets comes out tomorrow... really today, but I still have to go to sleep before I can get it, so it may as well be tomorrow. needless to say, I'm super duper excited. caitlin and I have big plans to take the bus all the way to the waterfront and then buy pets at target and then come home and sit on the floor next to each other and ( Read more... )

"White Houses" is the Greatest Song Ever Written: An Extremely Serious and Thoroughly-Researched Analysis of Popular Music in the New Millennium
Katherine Marino, Candidate for a Ph.D. in Aural Awesomeness

I cannot doubt that every person who has ever listened to Top-40 radio in America has heard Vanessa Carlton's sprightly yet heart-felt ballad, " ( Read more... )

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I think last night may have won first place on my list of "drunkest nights ever." I didn't even think I was that drunk (apparently I kept repeating that I wasn't drunk, as is the way of all drunk people). I went to a cmu mba party (nerdiest party premise ever in the history of time), and it actually turned out to be really fun. everyone else there ( Read more... )

yeah I'm definitely drunk.... woot woot. no schooling tomorrow! looking at kittens instead. aw kittens. so soft and tiny.

yeah, so my logic teacher is basically a retard who told us that we could apply what we learn in his class to our law practice, specifically: a defense case in the jean-benet ramsey trial. which may or may not still be going on.


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thus I embark on another magical and adventure-filled year at a university in this country. I think I lived by myself for just a little bit too long, because my hatred of others came back today with a vengeance like I have never known. I would like to kick off the semester with a list of people I wanted to stab today, including a description of ( Read more... )

at the risk of sounding like jerry seinfeld...

what's the deal with movies about magicians?

the illusionist AND the prestige? come on hollywood. you can do better than that.
... okay maybe you can't.
I'm just glad that "the illusionist" came out first, because otherwise I would feel way super bad for it. in the first place, people have been talking ( Read more... )