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[yourfutureruler]

Animals fine. Life quite peaceful. I miss arch-villainy but I just don't have time at present. Maybe once I've taken on new staff...

Appear to have reached amicable relationship with my beloved Doctor. Is too good to last. Very civilised and all

Comments

[tegan_lj]

Darling...

Would you do better with a companion to help keep you on the track of all that is evil? I've been thinking it might be a good thing for you.

[yourfutureruler]

That sounds nice. Do you know anyone evil who can look after goats?

[tegan_lj]

I can try my hand at it.

[yourfutureruler]

*lights up*

Really?

They're very nice. And they don't smell that much.

[thebeigeone]

Are you as bored as I am?

We could do something. Shag. Have tea. Walk one of your dogs. Anything.

*heavy sigh*

[yourfutureruler]

That sounds beyond my wildest hopes lovely. I'm sure the dogs will love you.

[thebeigeone]

*relieved smile*

Brilliant. You can save me from Erimem, who is far too nice to contemplate shagging. I'm sure I'll quite like the dogs too.

[yourfutureruler]

See you soon then.

*squee!*

[fitzkreiner]

You're quite nice for someone evil. You're much better than Five. Five is a shit. You're much better than he is. No wonder you've got more friends than he has.

[yourfutureruler]

Don't insult him! He is my love, my life, my only...

Why thank you. Although I am very evil.

[fitzkreiner]

Very very evil. I am scared.

[yourfutureruler]

So y'should be. I'm well evil. But in a caring sensitive way.

[songlesssbird]

hey.
apparently we are the only two people n livejournal with "pure unadulterated evil" in our interests.
so. nice to meet you.

[yourfutureruler]

Oh. I am fictional, but I will of course be happy to accept you in a minion capacity.

[songlesssbird]

er, thank you (?)

[yourfutureruler]

Mua ha ha!

[yourfutureruler]

I am THE MASTER! YOU WILL OBEY ME!

MWA HA HA HA HA!

Um, that.

[yourfutureruler]

Really? Most people just laugh.

Anyway, you're talking to a sockpuppet and you call me scary?