Comments | yourgoddamnit: ( text ) Karkat: Break the first rule of Fight Club.

yourgoddamnit

( text ) Karkat: Break the first rule of Fight Club.

Jan 25, 2011 20:50

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text asideglance January 26 2011, 05:34:46 UTC

This is all rather confusing... None of you have gone missing, then?

text yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 07:02:59 UTC

ALL OF YOUR ADOLESCENT HORDE IS ACCOUNTED FOR, DOUCHEBAG.

text asideglance January 26 2011, 07:05:03 UTC

...

Ignoring the inaccuracy of that statement, I am glad.

text yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 07:09:56 UTC

YEAH WOULDN'T IT BE A TRAGEDY IF YOU COULD NOT BREATHE ON EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF YOUR COLLECTION.

WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE AROUND. GOOD. AND YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THE BIZARRE SUBLIMINAL FLASHES. IT'S STARTING TO GIVE ME AN ACHE IN MY BONE BULGE.

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text italianshadow January 26 2011, 06:21:37 UTC

... That was a lot of words without many periods.

[thank you captain obvious. have fun with this]

text yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 07:05:17 UTC

..............................................................

THERE.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

INSERT THEM WHERE YOU FUCKING PLEASE.

GO AHEAD AND START WITH EVERY ONE OF YOUR OOZING ORIFICES.

text italianshadow February 3 2011, 20:49:56 UTC

But you can't put dots in holes! They'll fall!

text yourgoddamnit February 3 2011, 20:50:53 UTC

I CAN'T TELL IF THAT'S CLEVER WORDPLAY OR IF YOU'RE HONESTLY THAT RETARDED.

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text takehiscrown January 26 2011, 16:49:43 UTC

[Despite that he doesn't have the faintest idea what a movie is and it being about as eloquent as a drunken soldier, this basically sums up everything he wanted to say but wouldn't.]

At least it's been said.

text yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 19:45:49 UTC

IT NEEDED TO BE AND NO ONE ELSE PIPED UP. AND YET, I BET YOU NO ONE WILL HEED THIS MESSAGE AND JUST KEEP BITCHING ABOUT THE SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

text takehiscrown January 26 2011, 21:41:17 UTC

Such is the nature of man.

text yourgoddamnit January 29 2011, 08:47:49 UTC

SUCH IS THE NATURE OF A CONGLOMERATION OF RETARDS WHO MUST COMMENT UPON EVERY INSIGNIFICANT ASPECT OF THEIR LIVES.

I'M CONVINCED THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE HAS ASPERGERS.

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voice wolfcharger January 26 2011, 18:06:43 UTC

Yes, because whining about the whining is going to fix everything.

Our hero.

text yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 19:55:21 UTC

AT WHAT POINT DID I AGREE TO FIX ANYTHING? THERE IS NO UNIT OF MEASUREMENT THAT COULD ACCURATE DESCRIBE HOW LITTLE I CARE ABOUT YOUR MISERABLE LIVES IN SQUALOR.

I'M JUST SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITHIN A SHORT SPAN OF TIME.

voice wolfcharger January 26 2011, 20:13:17 UTC

Well get over it, they're going to do it whether you cry about it or not.

In fact, they'll probably do it more now. Good job.

text yourgoddamnit January 29 2011, 08:57:06 UTC

OH MY GOD YOUR WISDOM HAS SHOWN ME THE ERROR OF MY WAYS. I MUST SURELY EMBRACE YOU AS MY NEW DEITY, AS YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY REACHED AN EPIPHANY I MYSELF WAS TOO FUCKING STUPID TO SEE. YOUR CONCLUSIONS ARE NOT AT ALL PAINFULLY OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH A HALF FORMED THINK PAN, NOR ARE THEY THE LAMEST FUCKING TROLLING I HAVE HEARD ALL WEEK.

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. SARCASM BEGETS SARCASM. EXCEPT MINE IS BETTER.

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