OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD ERI THE WHITE BUCKET MAN. IT'S THE MONSTER IT'S FUCKING BACK IT'S COMING FOR US. SHIT GATHER THE COCONUTS WE NEED TO FUCKING RUN. THERE IS NO STOPPING HIM ONCE HE TURNS INTO VAN FORM.
HE'S TRYING TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AGAIN THROUGH WORDS. YOU WILL NEVER TRICK ME VAN MONSTER. NEVER. OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT ERI HE'S CALLING FOR BACK UP. GRAB ALL THE COCONUTS. ALL OF THEM.
oh glub oh glub ill be right there kar im just collectin some other foods too theyre hard like coconuts but maybe wwell havve a better time eattin them oh fuck run for it i see him too the wwhite bucket man argghhghhhhh run kar runnnn
hes callin for backup ohgodohgod run kar run run to the wwoods wwait no dont run there he knowws noww THINK OF WWHERE TO RUN TO HE CANT READ OUR THOUGHTS
I feel responsible, and yet I am unsure how to help this sort of situation.
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ERI
THE WHITE BUCKET MAN.
IT'S THE MONSTER
IT'S FUCKING BACK
IT'S COMING FOR US.
SHIT GATHER THE COCONUTS WE NEED TO FUCKING RUN.
THERE IS NO STOPPING HIM ONCE HE TURNS INTO VAN FORM.
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There is no bucket. Or monster, for that matter.
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THROUGH WORDS.
YOU WILL NEVER TRICK ME VAN MONSTER.
NEVER.
OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT ERI
HE'S CALLING FOR BACK UP.
GRAB ALL THE COCONUTS.
ALL OF THEM.
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[hanging up]
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ill be right there kar
im just collectin some other foods too
theyre hard like coconuts but maybe wwell havve a better time eattin them
oh fuck
run for it
i see him too
the wwhite bucket man
argghhghhhhh run kar runnnn
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ohgodohgod
run kar run
run to the wwoods
wwait no dont run there
he knowws noww
THINK OF WWHERE TO RUN TO HE CANT READ OUR THOUGHTS
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i wwont let you lay a hand on us
go back to wwhere youre from
DONT RAPE US YOU DEMON
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[guh guh what do]
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wwell actually you can
they taste like shit
but like hell am i feedin you beasty!
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