OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD ERI THE WHITE BUCKET MAN. IT'S THE MONSTER IT'S FUCKING BACK IT'S COMING FOR US. SHIT GATHER THE COCONUTS WE NEED TO FUCKING RUN. THERE IS NO STOPPING HIM ONCE HE TURNS INTO VAN FORM.
HE'S TRYING TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AGAIN THROUGH WORDS. YOU WILL NEVER TRICK ME VAN MONSTER. NEVER. OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT ERI HE'S CALLING FOR BACK UP. GRAB ALL THE COCONUTS. ALL OF THEM.
You are very confused. Is this some kind of elaborate live action roleplaying session? Yet you know that both Karkat and Eridan would rather die than do such a thing.
Something is defurnitely wrong here.
Nepeta: Attempt to play along.
uh yeah! those sure are some juicy looking coconuts! howd you get there? ben? you mean the flipperbeast?
i cant leavve kar here on this island he cant swwim home and if i left him he wwould get vviolently murdered by the wwhite bucket man wwho wwill then collect his genetic material i cant let that happen no
[COMMENTLOG RESCUE SOME GLUBBERS]freeglubFebruary 6 2011, 00:43:44 UTC
Feferi: Organize expert Search and Rescue Team
Bam. Done. Using Sollux's 1337 haxxor skills, Eridan and Krabsnack's positions have been pinpointed. Using Nepeta's RPing talents and Kanaya's meddle radar, you are prepared to embark upon OPERATION: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE TROLLS.
You are holding your matesprit's hand. It's the most adorable thing in existence.
You issue a rousing speech to spur your troops onward to victory:
[COMMENTLOG RESCUE SOME GLUBBERS]p2iioniicFebruary 6 2011, 01:12:06 UTC
Sollux: Be awkward.
Easily done. Feferi is holding your hand in public and you're surrounded by a bunch of girl trolls. Thanks Karkat and Eridan, way to go crazy together and leave Sollux alone with all the wimminz. At least you aren't blushing anymore. It's probably the best thing about this situation. You're looking at your communicator obsessively to distract yourself from how cute your matesprit is.
[COMMENTLOG RESCUE SOME GLUBBERS]adorabloodiestFebruary 6 2011, 01:29:25 UTC
Nepeta: Make mental note to update shipping wall.
Done.
Nepeta: Uguu desu.
Also done.
Nepeta: Commence search!
Yes! It is time to rescue your furless leader! And also Grumpy McGrumpyfins, but only because you have to. Your mighty fangs and claws are ready to maul anything that would stand in your way!
[COMMENTLOG RESCUE SOME GLUBBERS]makeupkindFebruary 6 2011, 01:47:32 UTC
Kanaya: Come along despite barely understanding the situation.
Maybe you should be more like your friends and never get off the computer. Having a life outside of the internet -- or intranet, in this case? -- nearly caused you to miss the fact that two of your own are in danger!
Or, at least, they seem to be. Who cares about the details? All you know is that you have a tube of lipstick and you're not afraid to use it. And, frankly, that is all you need to know!
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I feel responsible, and yet I am unsure how to help this sort of situation.
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ERI
THE WHITE BUCKET MAN.
IT'S THE MONSTER
IT'S FUCKING BACK
IT'S COMING FOR US.
SHIT GATHER THE COCONUTS WE NEED TO FUCKING RUN.
THERE IS NO STOPPING HIM ONCE HE TURNS INTO VAN FORM.
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There is no bucket. Or monster, for that matter.
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THROUGH WORDS.
YOU WILL NEVER TRICK ME VAN MONSTER.
NEVER.
OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT ERI
HE'S CALLING FOR BACK UP.
GRAB ALL THE COCONUTS.
ALL OF THEM.
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[quit tagging at 3 in the morning, otter bluh bluh]
uuuumm
karkat?
are you flarping or something?
you dont look so good
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see look at all the coconuts wwe havve found
[UNVIELS A HANDFUL OF ROCKS]
wwe havve to find ben though so hang on
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Something is defurnitely wrong here.
Nepeta: Attempt to play along.
uh yeah!
those sure are some juicy looking coconuts!
howd you get there?
ben? you mean the flipperbeast?
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he wwas supposed to help us find a dog
a dog called vvincent
vvincent the lusus
ill bring back some coconuts if wwe evver survvivve and get off this island
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W)(ere are you?!?!?!!!
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wwe havve found it
[No they are probs by the sea.]
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You bot)( look reely... Um.
Wet be)(ind t)(e gills.
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he cant swwim home and if i left him he wwould get vviolently murdered by the wwhite bucket man
wwho wwill then collect his genetic material
i cant let that happen no
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Bam. Done. Using Sollux's 1337 haxxor skills, Eridan and Krabsnack's positions have been pinpointed. Using Nepeta's RPing talents and Kanaya's meddle radar, you are prepared to embark upon OPERATION: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE TROLLS.
You are holding your matesprit's hand. It's the most adorable thing in existence.
You issue a rousing speech to spur your troops onward to victory:
Glub glub! L--ET'S R-E--EL '-EM BACK!
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Easily done. Feferi is holding your hand in public and you're surrounded by a bunch of girl trolls. Thanks Karkat and Eridan, way to go crazy together and leave Sollux alone with all the wimminz. At least you aren't blushing anymore. It's probably the best thing about this situation. You're looking at your communicator obsessively to distract yourself from how cute your matesprit is.
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Done.
Nepeta: Uguu desu.
Also done.
Nepeta: Commence search!
Yes! It is time to rescue your furless leader! And also Grumpy McGrumpyfins, but only because you have to. Your mighty fangs and claws are ready to maul anything that would stand in your way!
lets go!
befur theres a cat-astrophe!
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Maybe you should be more like your friends and never get off the computer. Having a life outside of the internet -- or intranet, in this case? -- nearly caused you to miss the fact that two of your own are in danger!
Or, at least, they seem to be. Who cares about the details? All you know is that you have a tube of lipstick and you're not afraid to use it. And, frankly, that is all you need to know!
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