( text ) Karkat: Reflect upon past behavior and hate yourself.

[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board DISCEDOCITY --

I'M SLOWLY WEANING MY STUPID HABIT OF POSTING TO THIS BOARD WITH MY TROLLIAN NAME TAG

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[dontcallmegol]

You know, last I remember, making a sandwich wasn't rocket science.

Do it yourself and kindly stop demanding things of my friend, especially when he isn't around.

[yourgoddamnit]

DID I FUCKING ASK FOR YOUR OPINION?
LET'S CHECK:

NO.

I CREATED THAT BASTARD AND THE ENTIRE REALITY HE RESIDES IN
THE LEAST HE COULD DO IS MAKE ME SOME DAMN FOOD WHEN I'M LYING PROSTRATE WITH MY THORAX BEING HELD TOGETHER WITH TWINE.

THE HELL IS HE RECOVERING FROM ANYWAY?

[dontcallmegol]

Create-- {Wait wat.}

He died you moron!

1/idk

[yourgoddamnit]

WHAT?
REALLY?

[passwordfuckass]

karkat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yourgoddamnit]

OH MY GOD WHAT.
YOU TOO?!

[passwordfuckass]

hi!!!!!
no, wait!!
i forgot!
you can be from a different time too, right?
whats the password?

[yourgoddamnit]

WHAT?
NO
GODDAMN IT, WE DON'T NEED A PASSWORD.
WE'RE ON THE SAME TIME LINE IN THIS UNIVERSE
AND ANY CONVERSATIONS WE HAVE ABOUT OUR OWN UNIVERSES WILL BE IRRELEVANT TO CURRENT PROBLEMS.

[windything]

what?
did you want to meet while running from jack??
i think you should really take what you can get sometimes, buddy.
we all know you're actually really happy to see me. :D

[yourgoddamnit]

I DON'T KNOW I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE MORE
DRAMATIC OR SOMETHING
YOU KNOW?
INSTEAD OF JUST ME LYING ON A FUCKING COUCH BLEEDING WHILE YOU POKE ME.
AND I'M GOING TO SLAP THAT SMILEY RIGHT OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE.

[windything]

really?
i'm not disappointed at all, but i'm sorry you feel like it was a disappointment.
there's really nothing i can do about that.
well......
there MIGHT be something.
hehehe.
are you going to do that with another pillow, karkat???

[yourgoddamnit]

THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR HUSK IS BASICALLY A CANISTER FOR OPTIMISM AND POSITIVE EMOTIONS.
IT'S MIND BOGGLING.
WHAT'S WITH THIS "MIGHT"?

JOHN I WILL BUILD A GODDAMN PILLOW GUN THAT WILL LAUNCH THEM AT YOUR FACE WITH THE VELOCITY OF A LASER.
JUST FOR YOU
ALL THE DOWN FEATHERS TO THE FACE.
IT WILL BE A THING OF NIGHTMARES.

[freeglub]

YOU'R------E BACK!!!

[yourgoddamnit]

YES, AND APPARENTLY I'VE MISSED A WHOLE LOT.
SUMMARIZE WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE CITY WHILE I'VE BEEN PASSED OUT.
I'LL SCROUNGE UP AN INFORMATION POST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

[freeglub]

JAPAN DI--ED!
JO)(N AND JADE ARRIV-ED!
ARADIA ARRIV-ED!
I MAD--E SOLLUX A PIL-----E FOR VAL--ENTID--E'S DAY!
IT'S TH-E B---EST PIL-E!
YOU CAN US---E IT TOO!

[yourgoddamnit]

WELL FUCK I HAVE GREETINGS ALL AROUND TO GIVE.
JOHN I'VE ALREADY MET AND JADE I'M TALKING TO.
AND I'M DONE WITH PILES OF OBJECTS TO SLEEP ON
FOREVER.
NEVER AGAIN.

[yourgoddamnit]

WHY HELLO THERE, MISTAKE OF THE WHOLE OF ALL REALITIES
AND HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
LET ME GUESS: PRETTY GODDAMN AWFUL
BECAUSE EVERY POTENTIAL MOMENT OF YOUR FUTURE LIFE IS A TRAVESTY AGAINST THE VERY CONCEPT OF CREATION.
OH WAIT I BET THESE WORDS ARE TOO BIG FOR YOU.
ALLOW ME TO DUMB IT DOWN:
I FUCKING HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DROWN IN A PUDDLE OF MUSCLEBEAST VOMIT.

[yourgoddamnit]

HOW THE FUCK AM I FUNNY YOU STUPID ASSHOLE?