ACTION; (nonhumans)lonelyglubApril 7 2011, 21:54:34 UTC
[I guess everyone could post here for action. Who knows.]
hey hey hey hey alex thats your name right look im a hushfish do i look like a hush fish
[Eridan is laying in the sand, pretending to be a glorious hush fish. And he is lolling about with sedated movements. His Disco KGB buddy, Alex, just rolls his eyes and angrily tells Eridan that he is, in fact, enjoying a treat "NOT NOW ERIDAN. I AM ENJOYING A TREAT." Eridan replies;]
oh are you goin to share that
[There is no sharing of the twinkes. None.]
is that a boat? i wwant to play on the boat since you suck at sharin i wwill sail this ship right into the hospital peshewwwwwww
[You can see your friend Eridan for brief moments as you spin around the Merry-Go-Round. He was initially performing what you could only guess is a masterful impression of a hush fish, and is now running around claiming to be a ship. For the brief moments where you can see him you decide to call out to him.]
HeY mOtHeRfUcKeR hOp On My MoThErFuCkInG bOaT rIgHt HeRe, MaN!
[It takes about three revolutions to get your message conveyed.]
[You point to the little wooden pirate ship jungle gym to the far corner as Alex helps you across the playground to the pirate ship. Like Karkat, you are heavily sedated and have trouble walking. You slowly climb up the ship and crawl towards the navigation wheel.]
[ You are now gazing at your idiotic moirail cohort atop your vantage point at the top of the slide. In an attempt to return your voice to normal and to will the drugs away like Charlie Sheen, you try to communicate from this distance. It is half successful. ]
GAMZ WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR... GUY. guy. fuck did you even get needles? i can't tell the difference if you did.
I dOn'T eVeN kNoW, mY bRoThEr! I mEaN i FeEl FiNe.
[You struggle to get up off of the still-spinning Merry-Go-Round to greet your totally moirail forever no matter what, but fall face-first onto the ground in a dizzy stupor.]
fuck you fuck you and the lack of fuzziness in your think pan and the lack of numbness in your appendages and your capacity to actually worry about what the fuck is happening to us instead of accepting your fate in a drugged, depressed haze. goddamn it gamzee.
[ This woeful speech would be more profound if you hadn't immediately followed it by sliding down the slide.
For reasons you can't comprehend, this brings your drug-addled mind a brief sense of glee. ]
fuck. can't type. i have to respond with talking. okay. so no shit it's not the same. any idea what the connection between the land of floating crystals and this reality could be? another universe?
This douchebag. If he wasn't tired as hell from refusing to sleep, he'd probably try to kick Karkat in the face as he slid down. Instead he just waits by the bottom, frowning. Not that he'd ever say he was worried about the other. But he was.]
let2 go on the 2ee2aw.
[His lisp drags on a little longer than it should, but fuck off, he's not all the way there at the moment. The seesaw, at least, was one of the few pieces of playground equipment that (hopefully) wouldn't require an adult to "help" them use.]
[ Guess who's landing on top of said douchebag once he's at the bottom?
This asshole.
He doesn't even bother to move at first. His limbs are almost more unreliable than his state of mind. For the moment, he just lies tiredly in the troll pile. He may be used to lack of sleep, but that combined with having blood drawn isn't doing him any favors. ]
okay.
[ Karkat finally rolls off, but doesn't get to his feet. ]
[Sollux just kind of lets it happen. He probably shouldn't have stood there to begin with. It's his fault he just got mowed down by the other troll. Yeah, he won't even really push Karkat off until the other rolls off him, and then like a mighty Slowpoke, he reacts and pushes Karkat off him further before trying to stand.]
i can stay on my feet when i'm up mostly. hold on.
[ Karkat tries to get up. He manages to get to his hands and knees before he bumps his face into the side of the slide. ]
okay hold on. hey. hey joseph. hey. hey. hey. hey joseph. get me up.
[ His little follower hoists him up onto his unsteady feet before resuming his place on a nearby bench. Probably talking to the other guys following the trolls about how bizarre their jobs are. ]
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hey hey hey
hey alex
thats your name right
look im a hushfish
do i look like a hush fish
[Eridan is laying in the sand, pretending to be a glorious hush fish. And he is lolling about with sedated movements. His Disco KGB buddy, Alex, just rolls his eyes and angrily tells Eridan that he is, in fact, enjoying a treat "NOT NOW ERIDAN. I AM ENJOYING A TREAT." Eridan replies;]
oh
are you goin to share that
[There is no sharing of the twinkes. None.]
is that a boat?
i wwant to play on the boat
since you suck at sharin
i wwill sail this ship right into the hospital
peshewwwwwww
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HeY mOtHeRfUcKeR hOp On My MoThErFuCkInG bOaT rIgHt HeRe, MaN!
[It takes about three revolutions to get your message conveyed.]
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im on a boat motherfuckers take a look at me
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GeTtIn' YoUr MoThErFuCkInG cApE wHiPpEd OuT bY tHe MoThErFuCkInG wInD.
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huh....
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do you delight in watching my poor coordination?
do you want to stab me full of sedatives as
[ he is promptly cut off as he plants face-first in the sand under the slide.
give him a sec. ]
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are you okay, karkat????????
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veins full of sleepy
a heart full of rage
and a reality full of fuck.
what
do you
think?
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[You are slowly spinning around on the Merry-Go-Round, and have been for most of your visit to the playground. Your attendant is nowhere to be found.]
WhEeEeEeEeEeEe.
[This is unsurprising.]
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GAMZ
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR...
GUY.
guy.
fuck
did you even get needles?
i can't tell the difference if you did.
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I mEaN i FeEl FiNe.
[You struggle to get up off of the still-spinning Merry-Go-Round to greet your totally moirail forever no matter what, but fall face-first onto the ground in a dizzy stupor.]
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fuck you and the lack of fuzziness in your think pan
and the lack of numbness in your appendages
and your capacity to actually worry about what the fuck is happening to us instead of accepting your fate in a drugged, depressed haze.
goddamn it gamzee.
[ This woeful speech would be more profound if you hadn't immediately followed it by sliding down the slide.
For reasons you can't comprehend, this brings your drug-addled mind a brief sense of glee. ]
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LSHIT.
WHAYTDOE S TI HAVEE TO]
WIAT HOD, ON
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can't type.
i have to respond with talking.
okay.
so no shit it's not the same.
any idea what the connection between the land of floating crystals and this reality could be?
another universe?
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This douchebag. If he wasn't tired as hell from refusing to sleep, he'd probably try to kick Karkat in the face as he slid down. Instead he just waits by the bottom, frowning. Not that he'd ever say he was worried about the other. But he was.]
let2 go on the 2ee2aw.
[His lisp drags on a little longer than it should, but fuck off, he's not all the way there at the moment. The seesaw, at least, was one of the few pieces of playground equipment that (hopefully) wouldn't require an adult to "help" them use.]
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This asshole.
He doesn't even bother to move at first. His limbs are almost more unreliable than his state of mind. For the moment, he just lies tiredly in the troll pile. He may be used to lack of sleep, but that combined with having blood drawn isn't doing him any favors. ]
okay.
[ Karkat finally rolls off, but doesn't get to his feet. ]
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guh.
...
can you 2tand.
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mostly.
hold on.
[ Karkat tries to get up. He manages to get to his hands and knees before he bumps his face into the side of the slide. ]
okay hold on.
hey.
hey joseph.
hey. hey. hey.
hey joseph.
get me up.
[ His little follower hoists him up onto his unsteady feet before resuming his place on a nearby bench. Probably talking to the other guys following the trolls about how bizarre their jobs are. ]
what about you?
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