HEY! i just cant fuckin sleep peacefully anymore kar its like i wwas actually scared for once in my life wwell other than facin the demon angels of wwrathful anger they wwere kind of scarily strong you knoww
but if you wwant somethin to read i havve wwizard people dear reader you could borroww it
YES, ACTUALLY. YOU MENTIONED BOOK AND AN INABILITY TO SLEEP. WHAT OTHER CONCLUSIONS COULD I DRAW? ASIDE FROM BEATING YOU TO SLEEP. I AM PERFECTLY WILLING TO DO THAT.
I WOULD DIE OF MALNUTRITION AND/OR STARVATION. AS SOON AS I CRACKED OPEN YOUR BONE BULGE AND GAZED INTO YOUR THINK PAN THERE WOULD BE NOTHING THERE. NOTHING BUT THE VACUUM OF SPACE.
YEAH THAT GIVES ME LITTLE TO NO INCENTIVE TO READ IT. WHERE IS THE DRAMA? THE COMPELLING COMPLEXITY OF LOVE AND LOSS? FUCK, I'D EVEN SETTLE FOR HUMANITY'S LINEAR SENSE OF WHAT ROMANCE IS. IF YOU WANT TO IMPROVE YOUR LITERARY ABILITIES AND EXPAND YOUR AUDIENCE BEYOND PATHETIC BASEMENT DWELLERS WRITE A LOVE STORY.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A GRAND LINE IS, SO THAT REFERENCE MEANS NOTHING TO ME NOR DOES IT EXPLAIN HOW YOUR PLANET INEXPLICABLY MOVES AT RANDOM IN YOUR SOLAR SYSTEM.
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i just cant fuckin sleep peacefully anymore kar
its like i wwas actually scared for once in my life
wwell other than facin the demon angels of wwrathful anger
they wwere kind of scarily strong you knoww
but
if you wwant somethin to read
i havve wwizard people dear reader
you could borroww it
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ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME TO FUCKING READ YOU TO SLEEP?
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I SUGGESTED NOTHIN OF THE LIKE
wwhat do i look like to you
a wwriggler!?
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YOU MENTIONED BOOK AND AN INABILITY TO SLEEP.
WHAT OTHER CONCLUSIONS COULD I DRAW?
ASIDE FROM BEATING YOU TO SLEEP.
I AM PERFECTLY WILLING TO DO THAT.
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the doctor-man said mine was a lion! a roarbeast!
how sw33t is that!
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UNSURPRISING BUT SUITABLE.
SO I GUESS IT'S PRETTY FUCKING SWEET.
WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY ABOUT YOURS?
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befure he depurrted :((
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):B
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hOlY sHiT, mAn!
ArE yOu OkAy?
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I'M A FUCKING ZOMBIE COME FOR VENGEANCE AND BLOOD.
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WeLl ThAt SuCkS, mAn.
YoU aReN't CoMiNg AfTeR tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR aRe YoU?
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AS SOON AS I CRACKED OPEN YOUR BONE BULGE AND GAZED INTO YOUR THINK PAN
THERE WOULD BE NOTHING THERE.
NOTHING BUT THE VACUUM OF SPACE.
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WHERE IS THE DRAMA?
THE COMPELLING COMPLEXITY OF LOVE AND LOSS?
FUCK, I'D EVEN SETTLE FOR HUMANITY'S LINEAR SENSE OF WHAT ROMANCE IS.
IF YOU WANT TO IMPROVE YOUR LITERARY ABILITIES AND EXPAND YOUR AUDIENCE BEYOND PATHETIC BASEMENT DWELLERS
WRITE A LOVE STORY.
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YOU DON'T KNOW *ANYTHING* ABOUT ROMANCE?
NOTHING?
NOT EVEN THE WATERED DOWN TRIPE THAT HUMANS CALL ROMANCE?
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Although I might not be from a human world.
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CARE TO EXPLAIN?
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NOR DOES IT EXPLAIN HOW YOUR PLANET INEXPLICABLY MOVES AT RANDOM IN YOUR SOLAR SYSTEM.
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