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[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board A CITY IN WHICH THERE IS A LIMITED AMOUNT OF LIGHT AND IS NAMED AFTER AN EATING UTENSIL; INFESTED WITH AWKWARD TEENAGE GIRLS; ONE IN PARTICULAR IS A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE WITH ALL THE GRACE OF A QUACKBEAST WITH ANTIFREEZE POISONING; SHE ATTRACTS THE ATTENTION OF AN EFFEMINATE RAINBOW DRINKER WITH AN

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[asideglance]

...Karkat.

Forgive me for not reaching you in time. There was no evidence of the color of your blood, so please let your mind rest at ease. Ah... I moved your body to a better place, as well...

[yourgoddamnit]

THERE'S NOTHING TO FORGIVE.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE THE RAINBOW DRINKER WHO DECIDED I WAS PRIME FUCKING MEAT.
I BET YOU WERE ENVIOUS WHEN YOU REALIZED
SHIT
SOMEONE ELSE HAS DEVOURED A PORTION OF YOUR ADOLESCENT TROLL COLLECTION BEFORE YOU EVER GOT THE CHANCE TO.
NO KARKAT SANDWICHES FOR YOU, DOUCHE BAG.

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS
DON'T FUCKING APOLOGIZE.
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
ARE YOU SURE MY BLOOD COLOR DIDN'T SHOW UP?

[asideglance]

I was able to help Eridan. I simply regret not arriving sooner.

Ah, but... I am positive. It seemed like you tried quite hard to prevent such a thing in your last moments.

[yourgoddamnit]

THAT BLUBBERING FISH FUCK NEEDS MORE HELP THAN ME.
WHATEVER, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'M ACTUALLY OKAY.
IT'S NOT LIKE MY DAYS AREN'T PLAGUED WITH TRAUMATIZING MEMORIES AND VISIONS OF CARNAGE ANYWAY.
IT'S LIKE THE DEFAULT SETTING FOR OUR SPECIES.

WELL
YEAH.
I'VE BEEN TOLD PEOPLE COME BACK TO LIFE HERE
SO FUCK IF I WAS GOING TO RESPAWN ONLY TO BE ENDLESSLY HARASSED FOR MY BLOOD COLOR.

[asideglance]

You realize most people here share the same blood color? I believe it falls as the bottom of your scale...

[yourgoddamnit]

WORSE THAN THE BOTTOM.
YOUR BLOOD ISN'T EVEN IN OUR CASTE SYSTEM.
YOU WOULD BE CONSIDERED AN ABOMINATION AGAINST CREATION WORTHY OF BEING CULLED.
THAT SAID
YOU'RE NOT A TROLL.
SO YOU DON'T EVEN COUNT.
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN BIZARRE WAY OF SECTION OFF HUMAN SOCIETY.

[asideglance]

...

Whatever the case, most here would not care.

[yourgoddamnit]

OH WELL THANK YOU FOR THAT.
THIS INSIGHT HAS RID ME OF ALL INSECURITIES.
I'M NOW KING OF THE FUCKING MONKEYS.

[asideglance]

...

I am glad to know you are back.

[yourgoddamnit]

YEAH.
YOU OKAY?

[asideglance]

I am. America-san and I stopped Tatsumi-san, so that is under control, as well.

[yourgoddamnit]

THAT EXPLAINS FUCK-ALL ABOUT *YOU*.
BLUH BLUH, BE THE HUGE HERO, WHATEVER.
I MEANT
HOW ARE YOU?
EMOTIONALLY, PHYSICALLY, WHATEVER THE HELL HUMANS AND HUMAN-NATION-FACTORIES DWELL ON.
MAKE AN EFFORT, DOUCHE BAG, I'M TRYING TO REACH OUT HERE.

[asideglance]

[oh... that's actually nice. but Japan hesitates.]

...Tired. But determined. I suppose that explains everything that I am thinking at this point in time.

[yourgoddamnit]

THAT EXPLAINS NOTHING.
BUT I'LL ACCEPT IT AS AN ANSWER.
FOR NOW.
YOU'LL PROBABLY STOP NOTICING THAT YOU'RE TIRED AFTER A WHILE ANYWAY.

DO YOU KNOW WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE RAINBOW DRINKER?

[asideglance]

[He is a lot more tired than that aiyaaa]

That was Tatsumi-san, who I was speaking of. Ah, or did you mean how this event occurred...

[yourgoddamnit]

[ Karkat barely sleeps because he's afraid of demons 8| ]

I MEANT THE OUTCOME.
SINCE I ASSUME HE DIDN'T STAY DEAD EITHER
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE AND IS HE STILL INTERESTED IN MY BLOOD?